Men- Who would you rather date?

[odanny]

I once dated a twin.
People would ask me how could I tell them apart?
I told them it was easy.
One twin painted her nails red.
The other one has a penis.

Which one were you dating?

 

[Woodznutz]

How many times have you seen a 350 pounder in their 80's?

Not very often.

I'm talking about the staff.

My mother was in a state-run retirement/care facility. Almost everyone there was overweight including the female staff. They wanted the residents heavier as they had fewer bone related problems. Additional weight strengthens the bones.

I also visited two different rehab centers where my brother was recovering from injuries. All the female staff were grossly overweight. So much so that I was shocked.

 

[Woodznutz]

The one with the biggest tits

The biggest tits aren't always the sexiest. Some are just...too big.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

My wife is much better looking than I rate, but she shares no interest in sports but to be with me. I have a daughter for the sports.

 

[Captain Caveman]

A woman who spends hours on her hair, make-up, nails, clothes, shoes

A woman who likes Sports

Is this to do with self confidence, image, well-being etc.. or just inquisitive?

 

[Seymour Flops]

A woman who spends hours on her hair, make-up, nails, clothes, shoes

A woman who likes Sports

Given those choses, I'd take the woman who likes sports any day.

But from you headline, I went by my definition of well-dressed. What you describe, I would call over-dressed or clothing obsessed, and the results are not pleasing to my eyes.

A woman who dresses for comfort, modesty, utility, and manages to make that look good might be preferable to a woman who is into watching football, since I can take it or leave it unless the Texans or the Coogs get into the playoffs or a bowl game.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Given those choses, I'd take the woman who likes sports any day.

But from you headline, I went by my definition of well-dressed. What you describe, I would call over-dressed or clothing obsessed, and the results are not pleasing to my eyes.

A woman who dresses for comfort, modesty, utility, and manages to make that look good might be preferable to a woman who is into watching football, since I can take it or leave it unless the Texans or the Coogs get into the playoffs or a bowl game.

You live in Houston!

That explains it!

 

[Seymour Flops]

You live in Houston!

That explains it!

Not positive what you mean, but you are probably right.

 

[odanny]

My mother was in a state-run retirement/care facility. Almost everyone there was overweight including the female staff. They wanted the residents heavier as they had fewer bone related problems. Additional weight strengthens the bones.

Well, that's a new one.

I'll try to keep my bones strong through diet and exercise, not getting overweight.

 

[Dr.Destructo]

There's more than two kinds of women out there.

 

[Woodznutz]

Well, that's a new one.

I'll try to keep my bones strong through diet and exercise, not getting overweight.

Old people strengthen their bones by weightlifting...their body weight.

 

[frigidweirdo]

A woman who spends hours on her hair, make-up, nails, clothes, shoes

A woman who likes Sports

Depends. Which one is the best for you.

What they like doesn't mean one is better for you than the other.

One might be comfortable for you, the other might fart all the time.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

The best exercise I have been told is walking three to five miles daily and lightweight training three to 4 days a week.

 

[braalian]

The best exercise I have been told is walking three to five miles daily and lightweight training three to 4 days a week.

Nah, go heavy or go home

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Nah, go heavy or go home

If you want to look like the Hulk, go for it.

 

[Zebra]

no sports, please!

 

[Dr.Destructo]

I once dated a twin.
People would ask me how could I tell them apart?
I told them it was easy.
One twin painted her nails red.
The other one has a penis.

We moved to a new house before I started middle school.
The people that lived across from us were both twins who married twins.
Both guys were identical, and both their wives were identical.

First and only time I've ever seen that.

 

[Crepitus]

My wife.

Best answer so far.

Well done my friend.

 

[Leo123]

This group? You should have had an answer C: Any woman.

A woman that likes to look good for me and loves to do housework as well as knowing her duties as a woman. Sports? meh

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

A woman that likes to look good for me and loves to do housework as well as knowing her duties as a woman. Sports? meh

Leo wants her to be an adornment to her husband, as advised by Mohammed, peace be upon his name.