Memorial Day

[Confounding]

Memorial Day is coming up. Don't forget to honor the fallen by getting in on all of those great Memorial Day sales. No holiday is too sacred to be hijacked by consumerism. So come, spend your money and surround yourself with a bunch of shit you don't need until you completely forget the meaning of the holiday.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Hey, people gave their lives so you could buy a Honda with 0% APR financing this weekend. Show some respect!!!

 

[Mr Natural]

Nothing says "Thank You For Your Service to Our Country" more than big savings at the mall.

 

[TheOldSchool]

These are all the Memorial Day sales you should know about

Oh, and if you have any time left over, and it's not too inconvenient... maybe thank a vet or 2

 

[aaronleland]

Why don't prostitutes offer Memorial Day sales?

 

[Auld Phart]

Why don't prostitutes offer Memorial Day sales?

Good question.

Why don't you start a trend?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Why don't prostitutes offer Memorial Day sales?

It varies from pimp to pimp.


Probably I mean. Just a guess. I wouldn't know...

 

[TNHarley]

Memorial Day is coming up. Don't forget to honor the fallen by getting in on all of those great Memorial Day sales. No holiday is too sacred to be hijacked by consumerism. So come, spend your money and surround yourself with a bunch of shit you don't need until you completely forget the meaning of the holiday.

fuckin commie!!!!

 

[aaronleland]

Why don't prostitutes offer Memorial Day sales?

It varies from pimp to pimp.


Probably I mean. Just a guess. I wouldn't know...

I meant female prostitutes...

 

[TNHarley]

Why don't prostitutes offer Memorial Day sales?

It varies from pimp to pimp.


Probably I mean. Just a guess. I wouldn't know...

I meant female prostitutes...

why would you concern yourself with female prostitutes?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Why don't prostitutes offer Memorial Day sales?

It varies from pimp to pimp.


Probably I mean. Just a guess. I wouldn't know...

I meant female prostitutes...

Gross

 

[whitehall]

When I was a kid they used to call it "decoration day" and there would be an early morning parade down main street. Now that I'm a Veteran I prefer to sip a few brewskies and thank the Good Lord that I am still alive to enjoy such a spring day.

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

Don't forget to be a complete douchebag and rub your Happy Memorial Day in the faces of all those friends and family members of the fallen.

 

[namvet]