Masturbation's Good For You

[ChrisL]

Most of the time when guys get horny, masturbating is better. Sex with another person should be for love, not fulfilling a simple desire we're capable of meeting by ourselves.

Well, first of all, it's for Procreation. Ever heard of that? It's the natural thing that happens when Men and Women are attracted to each other.

You don't think so?

I don't recall EVER asking a woman to "jack me off".

What??? Lol!

You've never had a hand job?

 

[ChrisL]

What in the hell is the point of a blow job then? I don't really think it's for procreation purposes.

 

[sameech]

What in the hell is the point of a blow job then? I don't really think it's for procreation purposes.

Sore throats. You will even yodel like the Riccola guy afterwards.

 

[ChrisL]

What in the hell is the point of a blow job then? I don't really think it's for procreation purposes.

Sore throats. You will even yodel like the Riccola guy afterwards.

Interesting. My ex boyfriend used to tell me it was good for my skin and hair. Protein, you know?

 

[ChrisL]

Seriously, you guys should start bottling and selling the stuff. Seems like it cures just about everything that ails a woman.

 

[sameech]

Seriously, you guys should start bottling and selling the stuff. Seems like it cures just about everything that ails a woman.

We have enough trouble just giving it away

 

[ChrisL]

Seriously, you guys should start bottling and selling the stuff. Seems like it cures just about everything that ails a woman.

We have enough trouble just giving it away

 

[lizzie]

you are all bestial swine, dont you know that

One of my favorite movie scenes ever!

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Here's what H1N1 does when people don't vaccinate:

"The 1918 flu pandemic (January 1918 – December 1920) was an unusually deadly influenza pandemic, the first of the two pandemics involving H1N1 influenza virus.[1] It infected 500 million[2] people across the world, including remote Pacific islands and the Arctic, and killed 50 to 100 million of them—three to five percent of the world's population[3]—making it one of the deadliest natural disasters in human history.[2][4][5][6]"

1918 flu pandemic - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

"AIR’s Research and Modeling Group "characterizes the historic 1918 pandemic and estimates the effects of a similar pandemic occurring today using the AIR Pandemic Flu Model". In the model, "a modern day “Spanish flu” event would result in additional life insurance losses of between USD 15.3– 27.8 billion in the United States alone" with 188,000–337,000 deathis in the United States.[90]"

Thankfully, with H1N1 the people who die are generally young, healthy adults with strong immune systems. So hopefully, it will be the idiots who don't vaccinate themselves who die, instead of little kids.

This is gonna break your heart but there is no vaccine that prevents masturbation.

This is an awesome thread for perverts to titillate themselves while talking to other guys about masturbation.

YOU are the pervert.

 

[ricechickie]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

LOL. Are you mad because you were a slow learner?

 

[September]

Well, first of all, it's for Procreation. Ever heard of that? It's the natural thing that happens when Men and Women are attracted to each other.

You don't think so?

I don't recall EVER asking a woman to "jack me off".

Wtf

Sex is not just for "Procreation". Tis for Pleasure too. And Lust. And Love.


If you never got a handjob before, or a blowjob, I seriously pity you. No Man should have to endure that Fate.


WAIT WHAT

You probably never went down on a girl either?


Even fingered one?


You just skip second and third base and go straight for home plate?








WTF

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[Mojo2]

"Army medical records dating back to the Revolutionary War show significant soldier losses due to venereal diseases. In a two-year period during the Civil War, the Union Army documented 100,000 cases of gonorrhea. During World War I, the Army lost 7 million person-days and discharged more than 10,000 men because they were ailing from STDs. Once Penicillin kicked in in the mid-1940s, such infections were treatable. But as a matter of national security, the military started distributing condoms and aggressively marketing prophylactics to the troops in the early 20th century."
The Enemy in Your Pants Mother Jones

Sex with a partner is certainly enjoyable, but the risks today make it a potentially life-threatening endeavor. Whereas masturbation has no risks whatsoever. And in fact numerous health benefits both physical and psychological.

"It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s." "
Health Benefits of Masturbation Men s Health

As a lifelong proponent of masturbation I can attest to the benefits of it. Whereas many of the rather stupid things men do seem to be to attract female attention, if your libido isn't calling the shots, your able to behave listening to the better angels of your nature. Plus in addition to the benefits listed above, it gives us an excellent motivation to get up in the morning. And climax helps us shut down at bedtime. Rather than coming to rely upon chemical sleep aides, or miserable exercise regimes, take half an hour before bed and have a bit of fun.

And in an era where ED seems to be a thing, I can only guess that many who suffer from it do so from simple lack of use. Can't go days or weeks without getting off then expect things to work properly when finally called upon - use it or lose it. Just like running a marathon, if you never train you'll never finish.

If four adult Muslim males witnessed YOU jerking off could you be tried in Sharia court?

I figured you would know the answer to this.

 

[Mojo2]

"Army medical records dating back to the Revolutionary War show significant soldier losses due to venereal diseases. In a two-year period during the Civil War, the Union Army documented 100,000 cases of gonorrhea. During World War I, the Army lost 7 million person-days and discharged more than 10,000 men because they were ailing from STDs. Once Penicillin kicked in in the mid-1940s, such infections were treatable. But as a matter of national security, the military started distributing condoms and aggressively marketing prophylactics to the troops in the early 20th century."
The Enemy in Your Pants Mother Jones

Sex with a partner is certainly enjoyable, but the risks today make it a potentially life-threatening endeavor. Whereas masturbation has no risks whatsoever. And in fact numerous health benefits both physical and psychological.

"It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s." "
Health Benefits of Masturbation Men s Health

As a lifelong proponent of masturbation I can attest to the benefits of it. Whereas many of the rather stupid things men do seem to be to attract female attention, if your libido isn't calling the shots, your able to behave listening to the better angels of your nature. Plus in addition to the benefits listed above, it gives us an excellent motivation to get up in the morning. And climax helps us shut down at bedtime. Rather than coming to rely upon chemical sleep aides, or miserable exercise regimes, take half an hour before bed and have a bit of fun.

And in an era where ED seems to be a thing, I can only guess that many who suffer from it do so from simple lack of use. Can't go days or weeks without getting off then expect things to work properly when finally called upon - use it or lose it. Just like running a marathon, if you never train you'll never finish.

You jerk off. Why would you even author such a post? 3-5 times a week? Really? I thought that one of the benefits of getting old is to no longer have to be a slave to your cock. I am in my mid forties. Frankly, I am enjoying the rest. I cannot imagine going to the bathroom 3-5 times a week to yank my crane just for the fuck of it. What a pain in the ass that would be.

I give myself permission to jerk off in bed.

I feel bad that you prefer going or that you HAVE to go to the bathroom to do it.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Y'all know who Lord Baden-Powell was, right? Founded the scouts, anti-masturbation, fairly nutz.

Baden-Powell House - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

There's a long standing tradition is that those who stay there MUST masturbate on their first night staying there.

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5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World Cracked.com

 

[auditor0007]

"Army medical records dating back to the Revolutionary War show significant soldier losses due to venereal diseases. In a two-year period during the Civil War, the Union Army documented 100,000 cases of gonorrhea. During World War I, the Army lost 7 million person-days and discharged more than 10,000 men because they were ailing from STDs. Once Penicillin kicked in in the mid-1940s, such infections were treatable. But as a matter of national security, the military started distributing condoms and aggressively marketing prophylactics to the troops in the early 20th century."
The Enemy in Your Pants Mother Jones

Sex with a partner is certainly enjoyable, but the risks today make it a potentially life-threatening endeavor. Whereas masturbation has no risks whatsoever. And in fact numerous health benefits both physical and psychological.

"It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s." "
Health Benefits of Masturbation Men s Health

As a lifelong proponent of masturbation I can attest to the benefits of it. Whereas many of the rather stupid things men do seem to be to attract female attention, if your libido isn't calling the shots, your able to behave listening to the better angels of your nature. Plus in addition to the benefits listed above, it gives us an excellent motivation to get up in the morning. And climax helps us shut down at bedtime. Rather than coming to rely upon chemical sleep aides, or miserable exercise regimes, take half an hour before bed and have a bit of fun.

And in an era where ED seems to be a thing, I can only guess that many who suffer from it do so from simple lack of use. Can't go days or weeks without getting off then expect things to work properly when finally called upon - use it or lose it. Just like running a marathon, if you never train you'll never finish.

Ever heard the phrase "if you don't use it, you will lose it"? Whether through masturbation or regular sex with a partner, there are numerous benefits to regular ejaculation including a definite reduction in stress.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

What in the hell is the point of a blow job then? I don't really think it's for procreation purposes.

That humans have evolved orgasms and climaxes is curious. Sex feels pretty good as-is so it's difficult to imagine why nature would have given us a concluding reward. Although in male's cases, I figure it evolved as a safety measure so we wouldn't schtoop ourselves to death dying from exhaustion or dehydration.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

What in the hell is the point of a blow job then? I don't really think it's for procreation purposes.

Sore throats. You will even yodel like the Riccola guy afterwards.

Interesting. My ex boyfriend used to tell me it was good for my skin and hair. Protein, you know?

Dunno about skin and hair, but semen does have some nutritional value. About as much protein as an egg white sans cholesterol. And inside the body from a partner the chemicals produce feelings of happiness and relaxation according to government studies. Similar potency to antidepressant medications:

Does semen have antidepressant properties Arch Sex Behav. 2002 - PubMed - NCBI

Semen Health Effects

"There have been studies that have shown that semen has an antidepressant effect, anti-cancer effects where the semen is found to prevent and fight breast cancer and also prevention of pregnancy related high blood pressure condition called preeclampsia.

Semen as an antidepressant

There are studies that have shown that semen could act as an antidepressant in women. The study included sexually active college females and found that not only were females who were having sex without condoms less depressed, but depressive symptoms and suicide attempts among females who used condoms were higher.

Condom use meant less exposure to semen. Measures of depression were high in women did not use condoms if the time between last sexual intercourse increased. Researchers speculate that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream and that reduces symptoms of depression."

 

[Delta4Embassy]

koshergrl said: ↑

This is an awesome thread for perverts to titillate themselves while talking to other guys about masturbation.


Uh ya, because when I'm feeling randy, my first thought is log on here and not open my image viewer or media player. And besides, can't help but notice you're here...If so not into it, shouldn't be reading the thread huh.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

What in the hell is the point of a blow job then? I don't really think it's for procreation purposes.

That humans have evolved orgasms and climaxes is curious. Sex feels pretty good as-is so it's difficult to imagine why nature would have given us a concluding reward. Although in male's cases, I figure it evolved as a safety measure so we wouldn't schtoop ourselves to death dying from exhaustion or dehydration.

Funny that so many religious types think its wrong. If one believes in a god, doesn't one also believe he or she gave us our bodies with all that naked skin and all those wonderful nerve endings to be used and enjoyed?

Also funny that, if one believes this thread, women don't masturbate or orgasm.

The female's orgasms have been of interest because the apparently don't serve a reproductive purpose. The clitoris is the only organ whose only purpose is pleasure The clitoris contains at least 8,000 sensory nerve endings. To put that into perspective, the penis has about 4,00.

And yet, we routinely whack off part of the penis.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

koshergrl said: ↑

This is an awesome thread for perverts to titillate themselves while talking to other guys about masturbation.


Uh ya, because when I'm feeling randy, my first thought is log on here and not open my image viewer or media player.

When kg is looking for pleasure, she comes here to rant and rave at other people's sexual proclivities and desires.