Mass Firings will begin in a day or two...

[candycorn]

Oh, so sorry. I didn't know that babies were expected to "take care of themselves".

This is just one reason the GOP always gets blamed; and rightly so

 

[kyzr]

Trump needs to send Schumer a "Thank You" card for the shutdown.

 

[Missourian]

Democrats admit that they want to restore funding for illegal immigrants.