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Man of the House~


Trust the pie.
Dec 17, 2009
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A husband had just finished reading a new book "You Can Be The Man of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen & announced, "From now on you need to know that I'm the man of the house & my word is the 'LAW'. You will prepare me dinner tonight & when I'm done eating you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me & we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back & towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet & hands. Then tomorrow guess who's gonna dress me & comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess..."

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