Man arrested after sending hundreds of used dildos to the White House on Valentine's Day...

[JGalt]

...so "Joe Biden can go **** himself."

"Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Happy Valentine’s Day Sleepy Joe. Since you like to **** all of us, why don’t you go **** yourself?”.

While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest, not to mention a possible health concern, the addition of the letter (which for reasons of national security cannot be fully disclosed to the public at this time), put Kurt Fellows at the top of the todo list for the Secret Service. Federal agents went to Kurt Fellows’ Montana ranch and arrested him without incident.

Once in custody the self-proclaimed “Patriot” became belligerent and aggressive to the point where he had to be sedated and put into a straight jacket. Letters from friends, family, and acquaintances are already arriving in droves pleading for the release of Kurt Fellows. It’s clear his actions met with the support of his peers.

It is understood the Kurt Fellows had been collecting used sex toys from like minded women in the Montana area and that they were “more” than pleased with the idea of the President receiving a giant shipment of their sex toys for Valentine’s Day. No official statement from the Whitehouse has been released at time of this writing.

https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-07532...n-can-go-fck-himself/#selection-397.0-397.331

 

[rampart]

...so "Joe Biden can go **** himself."

"Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Happy Valentine’s Day Sleepy Joe. Since you like to **** all of us, why don’t you go **** yourself?”.

While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest, not to mention a possible health concern, the addition of the letter (which for reasons of national security cannot be fully disclosed to the public at this time), put Kurt Fellows at the top of the todo list for the Secret Service. Federal agents went to Kurt Fellows’ Montana ranch and arrested him without incident.

Once in custody the self-proclaimed “Patriot” became belligerent and aggressive to the point where he had to be sedated and put into a straight jacket. Letters from friends, family, and acquaintances are already arriving in droves pleading for the release of Kurt Fellows. It’s clear his actions met with the support of his peers.

It is understood the Kurt Fellows had been collecting used sex toys from like minded women in the Montana area and that they were “more” than pleased with the idea of the President receiving a giant shipment of their sex toys for Valentine’s Day. No official statement from the Whitehouse has been released at time of this writing.

https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-07532...n-can-go-fck-himself/#selection-397.0-397.331

sounds like illegal dumping of toxic waste. everybody does that.

 

[airplanemechanic]

Number 1.

Where do you get 1000 used dildos?

Number 2.

How do you know they have been used?

 

[Whodatsaywhodat.]

...so "Joe Biden can go **** himself."

"Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Happy Valentine’s Day Sleepy Joe. Since you like to **** all of us, why don’t you go **** yourself?”.

While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest, not to mention a possible health concern, the addition of the letter (which for reasons of national security cannot be fully disclosed to the public at this time), put Kurt Fellows at the top of the todo list for the Secret Service. Federal agents went to Kurt Fellows’ Montana ranch and arrested him without incident.

Once in custody the self-proclaimed “Patriot” became belligerent and aggressive to the point where he had to be sedated and put into a straight jacket. Letters from friends, family, and acquaintances are already arriving in droves pleading for the release of Kurt Fellows. It’s clear his actions met with the support of his peers.

It is understood the Kurt Fellows had been collecting used sex toys from like minded women in the Montana area and that they were “more” than pleased with the idea of the President receiving a giant shipment of their sex toys for Valentine’s Day. No official statement from the Whitehouse has been released at time of this writing.

https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-07532...n-can-go-fck-himself/#selection-397.0-397.331

Gotta love the message . Go **** Yourself Joe. America and Americans agree wholeheartedly.

 

[jotathought]

Number 1.

Where do you get 1000 used dildos?

Number 2.

How do you know they have been used?

Ebay

 

[rampart]

Ebay

-if i know how kinky most men are, those toys brought a high price at auction.

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Good, the retard was arrested.
Trump's cult has some serious mental issues.
Just like their dear leader.

 

[jotathought]

-if i know how kinky most men are, those toys brought a high price at auction.

Most likely in the trans-woman section under "nick-nacks"

 

[airplanemechanic]

Good, the retard was arrested.
Trump's cult has some serious mental issues.
Just like their dear leader.

Arrested for what? Shipping used dildos is a crime now?

I would demand video proof that they are indeed used, however.

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Arrested for what? Shipping used dildos is a crime now?

No, they were shipped.

I would demand video proof that they are indeed used, however.

You would.
I would take the person's word for it.

 

[Mac-7]

The corrupt liberal democrat banana republic strikes again

 

[airplanemechanic]

No, they were shipped.

You would.
I would take the person's word for it.

Ok, what was he arrested for? What is the crime?

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Ok, what was he arrested for? What is the crime?

39 U.S. Code § 3009 - Mailing of unordered merchandise​

LII / Legal Information Institute
https://www.law.cornell.edu › ... › CHAPTER 30
Any merchandise mailed in violation of subsection (a) of this section, or within the exceptions contained therein, may be treated as a gift by the recipient, ...

 

[Stann]

...so "Joe Biden can go **** himself."

"Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Happy Valentine’s Day Sleepy Joe. Since you like to **** all of us, why don’t you go **** yourself?”.

While sending an unsolicited shipment of dildos to the President is grounds for arrest, not to mention a possible health concern, the addition of the letter (which for reasons of national security cannot be fully disclosed to the public at this time), put Kurt Fellows at the top of the todo list for the Secret Service. Federal agents went to Kurt Fellows’ Montana ranch and arrested him without incident.

Once in custody the self-proclaimed “Patriot” became belligerent and aggressive to the point where he had to be sedated and put into a straight jacket. Letters from friends, family, and acquaintances are already arriving in droves pleading for the release of Kurt Fellows. It’s clear his actions met with the support of his peers.

It is understood the Kurt Fellows had been collecting used sex toys from like minded women in the Montana area and that they were “more” than pleased with the idea of the President receiving a giant shipment of their sex toys for Valentine’s Day. No official statement from the Whitehouse has been released at time of this writing.

https://archive.ph/2024.03.07-07532...n-can-go-fck-himself/#selection-397.0-397.331

Pitiful.

 

[Stann]

Number 1.

Where do you get 1000 used dildos?

Number 2.

How do you know they have been used?

Obviously the guy who mailed them was into that , deep into it.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Good, the retard was arrested

Joe? They finally got him for being a **** up?

 

[Stann]

Arrested for what? Shipping used dildos is a crime now?

I would demand video proof that they are indeed used, however.

It would be against health laws anyway. Might be criminal to ship pornographic materials to a person who doesn't want them. I don't know but I wouldn't like it. Harassment of a public official . There's got to be something to stop such insanity.

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Joe? They finally got him for being a **** up?

Trump's cult has some serious mental issues.
Just like their dear leader.

 

[Stann]

Joe? They finally got him for being a **** up?

The person who did this is the **** up.

 

[JGalt]

Number 1.

Where do you get 1000 used dildos?

Number 2.

How do you know they have been used?

1000 used prostitutes.

There are at least that many phone numbers in Hunter Biden's address book.