Make a Sentence from the Last Word of the Previous Sentence

[SaxonJackson]

Sure is crazy (and dangerous) times we're IN!!

 

[bluzman61]

In a couple hours or so I'll be eating DINNER.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Dinner was Chicken for LUNCH.

 

[bluzman61]

Lunch for me was half a foot long Italian sub with some macaroni SALAD.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Salad has become one of my favorite MEALS.

 

[bluzman61]

(Three) Meals a day plus a snack a couple hours before bedtime is what I FOLLOW.

 

[SaxonJackson]

“Follow your heart” isn't always the best ADVICE.

 

[playtime]

Advice columnist, Dear Abby, is still printed in many NEWSPAPERS.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Newspaper size and popularity has declined since the advent of the INTERNET.

 

[playtime]

Internet speed is never what the internet providers CLAIM.

 

[SaxonJackson]

^^ Claim your prize because you are CORRECT! ^^

 

[bluzman61]

Correct your mistakes while you still have the ability to do SO.

 

[playtime]

So it seems I was too late REPLYING.

 

[bluzman61]

(I'm) Wrong too often these DAYS.

 

[playtime]

Days are getting SHORTER.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Shorter is not a good attribute if you're in X rated MOVIES.

 

[bluzman61]

Movies are a good way to relax and enjoy YOURSELF.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Yourself is the one person you must live with every DAY.

 

[bluzman61]

Day by day I get older but not any WISER.

 

[playtime]

(the) Wiser a man is, the less talkative will he BE.

( ~ imam ali )