Major League baseball rules that All Star game can never be held in Cincinnati again.

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Major League baseball ruled today that Cincinnati can no longer host another All-Star game, much like MLB declared Atlanta Georgia ineligible for passing voter registration laws to help maintain voter integrity. "We just can't get behind a city that shows such continued support for the demon player Pete Rose", baseball commissioner Rob Manfred announced. "Can't they see that Pete Rose is a demon spawn from hell like we can? I mean, betting on your team to win is as unforgivable as a city passing voter registration laws to help promote voter integrity because we can clearly see that those laws were racist, just like we can see that Pete Rose does not really belong in the Hall of Fame. As a result, MLB has decided to not only continue to ban both cities from ever holding another All-Star game, the names of those two cities will be stricken from all records within the MLB Hall of Fame. Both cities will now be referred to as Thing One and Thing Two."

No word yet on whether or not MLB will continue to promote legalized gambling on baseball, you know, the good kind of gambling in order to uphold their integrity, whatever the hell that actually is.