1. Pac Man
2. Donkey Kong
3. Galaga
4. Armor Attack
5. Missile Command
6. Centipede
7. Arkanoid
8. Burger Time
9. Phoneix [sic]
10. Asteroids
Okay, first because we're supposed to comment on the list above ours:
1.
Pac-Man. A cheesy liberal game about a some big-mouthed government bureaucrat's eating up everything in sight.
2.
Donkey Kong. A cheesy, romantically liberal game about a giant, butt-ugly ape who dodges projectiles to get the hottest girl in the game. Bullcrap.
3.
Galaga. A cheesy liberal game about a bunch of invading illegal immigrants perched on the earth's stratospheric borders poised to reap the benefits to which only earthlings are truly entitled.
4.
Armor Attack. Don't know it. Sounds liberal, though.
5.
Missile Command. A cheesy liberal game designed to strip the US of its economic and political will to fight the Evil Empire of the USSR.
6.
Centipede. A cheesy liberal game about a giant invasive arthropod which somehow can defeat every imaginable form of US weaponry to destroy the last, best hope of mankind from the inside out.
7.
Arkanoid. Don't know it. Sounds liberal, though.
8.
Burger Time. A cheesy liberal game designed to make Americans lose the economic, political and social will to enjoy the fundamentally American pastime of eating hamburgers because the lowlife making them in the game isn't equitably paying his help.
9.
Phoenix. A cheesy liberal game designed to stigmatize the Masonic symbolism of the American Founding Fathers by making the bird in question seem more superlative than its lore truly is.
10.
Asteroids. A cheesy liberal game about a bunch of invading illegal rocks perched on the earth's stratospheric borders poised to reap the benefits to which only earthlings are truly entitled.
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My list would go a li'l sumin' sumin' like:
1.) Joust;
2.) Doom;
3.) Tomb Raider;
4.) Duke Nuke 'Em;
5.) Powerslave;
6.) Treasures of the Deep;
7.) Frogger;
8.) Mach 3;
9.) Wolfenstein 3-D;
10.) Turbo.
