Life, what a beautiful thing.

[JW Frogen]

My wife is nagging me, my son is ranting, I am drunk, I am in a dead end job despite once being important in the military and better educated, and more imortantly, wiser, than everyone I work for at present; my mortgage is the size of the US national debt, my beagle will not learn how to piss outside or our house, my lover wants me to leave me wife even though I have always, from day one, been honest.

Still life is a beautiful thing.

Thank you for every fucking breath of it.

Thank you.

 

[chanel]

Are you John Edwards?

 

[JW Frogen]

Are you John Edwards?

No, I have better hair, sex and political sense.

 

[JW Frogen]

And I would wager, a bigger dick.

Only LBJ could go all the way with me.

 

[Colin]

My wife is nagging me, my son is ranting, I am drunk, I am in a dead end job despite once being important in the military and better educated, and more imortantly, wiser, than everyone I work for at present; my mortgage is the size of the US national debt, my beagle will not learn how to piss outside or our house, my lover wants me to leave me wife even though I have always, from day one, been honest.

Still life is a beautiful thing.

Thank you for every fucking breath of it.

Thank you.

Yes, it's great, isn't it. But you are so much better off than I. You're drunk!

 

[JW Frogen]

Yes, it's great, isn't it. But you are so much better off than I. You're drunk!

I am sorry, if not suprised, to hear that.

 

[Colin]

And I would wager, a bigger dick.

Only LBJ could go all the way with me.

Bisexual too! I'm impressed.

 

[JW Frogen]

And I would wager, a bigger dick.

Only LBJ could go all the way with me.

I'm impressed.

Indeed, life has left you no other choice.

 

[JW Frogen]

And so I return to my original theme, it could be worse, or not better.

Right Colin?

 

[Colin]

Yes, it's great, isn't it. But you are so much better off than I. You're drunk!

I am sorry, if not suprised, to hear that.

Only just got out of the pit. I had considered an overnight intravenous drip, but the tube gets in the way of tossing and turning. Particularly the tossing.

 

[Colin]

And so I return to my original theme, it could be worse, or not better.

Right Colin?

There is only one way, JW. And that is up. When it stops going up, that's the time to call it a day.

 

[JW Frogen]

Word of advise? The turning is better than the tossing.

 

[Colin]

Word of advise? The turning is better than the tossing.

Are you crazy! There's nothing better than a good toss when you're in a cold lonely bed!

 

[strollingbones]

why does your lover want you to leave your wife...then you will just cheat on her with another woman....did you explain that shit to her too?

 

[goldcatt]

why does your lover want you to leave your wife...then you will just cheat on her with another woman....did you explain that shit to her too?

You know how that goes bones. They're "special".

 

[strollingbones]

o right they are special...till they have seen you at your worst...just like your wife has...that is why men cheat...they want the woman who still sees them as a knight in shining armour.. ego...and when the lover realizes what a drunk he is..and how its really not fun 24/7....and she no longers pumps his ego..he will take another lover...

 

[goldcatt]

Once a player always a player. Although I have a little more respect for the ones who are at least honest about it.

 

[JW Frogen]

why does your lover want you to leave your wife...then you will just cheat on her with another woman....did you explain that shit to her too?

Can it be called cheating if you are honest about it?

The world will forgive everything except honesty.

 

[masquerade]

o right they are special...till they have seen you at your worst...just like your wife has...that is why men cheat...they want the woman who still sees them as a knight in shining armour.. ego...and when the lover realizes what a drunk he is..and how its really not fun 24/7....and she no longers pumps his ego..he will take another lover...

How right you are strollingbones!

Self-centered, egotistical knight in shining armour!

 

[JW Frogen]

How right you are strollingbones!

Self-centered, egotistical knight in shining armour!

Self centered? Yes entered. Egotistical? Highly statistical. Knight? Not right.

More pirate really, better booze and working conditions.