Boss
Take a Memo:
Yes... I know this comes as shocking news to most of you. Everyone is talking about the Flynn deal and whether Beyonce deserved a whole Grammy instead of half of Adele's but this is a pretty huge milestone for Liberals who've been seeking to ban guns for years.
It's stunning the mainstream media isn't saying more about this, given the time and effort the liberals have made to get this done. I would have expected some press conferences from prominent liberals telling us how the long national nightmare is over and we can rest safe in our homes tonight knowing that guns have finally been completely banned in America.
What is most amazing about all of this is, it didn't even require legislation. You see, that was always the bugaboo with this because of that pesky 2nd Amendment thing. If only we had known how easy this was, we could've done this years ago and saved all those liberal tears and fits of whining. When you think about all the lobbying and money spent on legal challenges and protests and all it ever really took was electing Donald Trump!
Yep... you heard me correctly. We elected Donald Trump and inside of a month, we have essentially banned guns in America. Now, I know many of you are probably asking, "Boss, what in the living fuck are you talking about?" Because you've not kept up with what's been happening in the liberal universe. I will explain...
When Trump issued an executive order calling for a temporary waiting period for people traveling to the US from certain countries, the liberals worked themselves into a frenzied froth calling it a "Muslim Ban!" They've repeated this narrative over and over in the willing and cooperative media in order to smear and slime Trump. So, unbeknownst to them, they effectively changed the language by making "temporary waiting period" into "ban."
Well.... we currently have, as a matter of federal law, a mandatory temporary waiting period to purchase and own a gun. Therefore, we have effectively banned guns! Who knew it would be that easy?
So... Congratulations to the liberals! Victory is yours!
It's stunning the mainstream media isn't saying more about this, given the time and effort the liberals have made to get this done. I would have expected some press conferences from prominent liberals telling us how the long national nightmare is over and we can rest safe in our homes tonight knowing that guns have finally been completely banned in America.
What is most amazing about all of this is, it didn't even require legislation. You see, that was always the bugaboo with this because of that pesky 2nd Amendment thing. If only we had known how easy this was, we could've done this years ago and saved all those liberal tears and fits of whining. When you think about all the lobbying and money spent on legal challenges and protests and all it ever really took was electing Donald Trump!
Yep... you heard me correctly. We elected Donald Trump and inside of a month, we have essentially banned guns in America. Now, I know many of you are probably asking, "Boss, what in the living fuck are you talking about?" Because you've not kept up with what's been happening in the liberal universe. I will explain...
When Trump issued an executive order calling for a temporary waiting period for people traveling to the US from certain countries, the liberals worked themselves into a frenzied froth calling it a "Muslim Ban!" They've repeated this narrative over and over in the willing and cooperative media in order to smear and slime Trump. So, unbeknownst to them, they effectively changed the language by making "temporary waiting period" into "ban."
Well.... we currently have, as a matter of federal law, a mandatory temporary waiting period to purchase and own a gun. Therefore, we have effectively banned guns! Who knew it would be that easy?
So... Congratulations to the liberals! Victory is yours!
I mean NOBODY cares about gun control in 2017.
