You HAVE to save mankind (yes, I said you HAVE to!) and to do that, you have to procreate with one of these cons.Which one will it be?
Say it isn't so. The two I would have chosen are both the top picks. So I guess that means us liberals ladies (young AND old) will need to take a number, you lucky fellas.
Pilgrim attempts to at least understand the viewpoints of others, which I greatly admire.
Maurauder is smart and cocky and would be a great protector following an apocalypse. Plus he could probably build a new internet from smashed bits and bytes. Once he did that, he could then enjoy his harem of grateful women.
Edit: Uh oh, too much wine already. Apologies to
Del who has an equal number of votes to Pilgrim, not Midnight Maurauder. Sorry, Del, but I would still pick MM for reasons above. Plus, someone once said you were a woman. No? (Not being snarky, because I really do remember that. Maybe it was Dis. Hmmm, Del, Dis, DevNell--who can keep 'em straight--no pun intended.)