===let's write a story===

[TheOldSchool]

-- wistfully masturbate. All of a sudden his penis was gone!!!

Geraldo sprung awake covered in a cold sweat. Phew, he thought, it had aaalllll just been a dream...

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

There stood a woman withn his penis in her right hand, mad as hell , she then-----

 

[TheOldSchool]

There stood a woman withn his penis in her right hand, mad as hell , she then-----

took that thing... and she shined it up real nice... to make it look really good for the reporters...

And then she took that penis, turned it sideways --- and shoved it STRAIGHT UP HIS CANDY ASS!!!

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

He dropped to his knees , someone yelled this gerarldo at large---

 

[Politico]

Is wearing a hoodie and weilding a bag of Skittles...

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Then fox news came with dennis miller and bill o-reily laughing thier ass off at him until ----

 

[Pop23]

From out of the dark our hero appears naked

Yes, Carlos Danger, let me give you a hand!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Carlos Danger, they say his penis can leap tall buildings in a single bound! With his arrival, finally after 8 highly entertaining and convoluted pages, we can return to the original dilemma in our fantastic story. Which is that --

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Back at the ranch, a big important meeting was to be held-----

 

[TheOldSchool]

Back at the ranch, a big important meeting was to be held-----

about the zombie problem and how to replenish everyone's beer supply

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Mr bud weiser was coming with a plan to make-------

 

[TheOldSchool]

Mr bud weiser was coming with a plan to make-------

-- organically and humanely grown tits. Just tons of them. Tits everywhere. All the way to the horizon nothing but tits. And the ground beneath your feet??? OOPS! It's just more tits! Thank you Mr. bud weiser! You saved the day once again!

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

mr bud weiser was very happy to hear this, he was tit ass happy to make that man any one else who was and enjoyed titty land. mr. bud weiser
popped open a cold one and