===let's write a story===

[Pop23]

(Screen fades back to the present)

The green beast flung the zombies about the gym, until the Queen zombie Gracie.......

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

she just suddenly appeared, she was standing there. dripping maggots that was swimming in her vagina slime,oozing out from between her legs-----

 

[TheOldSchool]

just appeared, she was standing there dripping maggots and vagina juice from between her legs-----

While chained minions groveled at the drippings like rabid boars battling for position at the trough

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

then her gay lover appeared before her , on her knees with hands clutching both her ass cheeks, with--------

 

[Pop23]

The clutch from a 1964 Chevy Impala SS.........

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

Do you see what you did here, BREDNAMERICA? You set a tone of serious disrespect for women, and now no one wants to play anymore. You went too far, especially since you were talking about a specific woman who posts on this board.

 

[TheOldSchool]

And then the Macarena began blaring from sky as if sent by God with all his vengeful fury!

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

It was a sight to see! Thousands of people all doing the Macarena in unison. Suddenly the music stopped and a booming voice rang out...

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

I'm your new leader of the world , i am with my army, we came from--------

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

...Remulak! You just do what we tell you and you'll be okay. Disobey, and...

 

[peach174]

you will be a new recipe in our cook book

 

[TheOldSchool]

And then the proud people of Earth, survivors of a zombie apocalypse, a depleted beer supply, and the incredible Hulk's erectile dysfunction, glared defiantly at the invading alien scum. The proud new leader of the Earth alliance prepared to make his statement to the invaders. This titan amongst men was none other than --

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

A creature of deception and a lovable way that people begin to ----

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

...idolize and follow with unquestioning loyalty. Yes, it's none other than the inimitable...

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

Al Gore! And Al Gore rose up to the aliens and he said, "We have the Internet! I know because I invented it! And we will gather flash mobs with the Internet and beat you down!" And the aliens...

 

[TheOldSchool]

wet themselves as Al Gore's powerful global warming super weapon washed over them! Their brains exploded from the UV exposure!!!

Meanwhile... a the secret hatch at the end of the Alaskan "bridge to nowhere" began to slowly open...

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

and a figure appeared, surrounded by a cloud of light. Sarah Palin! "Do not fear, I am here. You betcha!" she exclaimed. The earth began to shake and...

 

[TheOldSchool]

... Sarah blasted off into the night. Finally freed from her long slumber.

And back on the other side of the world -- Al Gore sensed something... a presence he hadn't felt since...

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

...the hanging chads. Something, someone was beckoning to him, urging him on. But to do what? What cause awaited his leadership?

 

[BREDNAMERICA]

Chapter two: America THE WINTER IN 2015, wars are rumored, well be fighting the enemy in our homeland-----