Question:
What exactly are the "Dems" supposed to talk about?
Hey Dems, we don't like the Affordable Care ACT signed into LAW by the twice-elected President. Although most of the LAW is NOT covered under discretionary spending -- we'd still like to talk about "defunding" it -- in other words, we really just want to stall and/or repeal the law WITHOUT winning control of the Senate and the White House. We know the Dems who voted for the law won their states in 2012 with double-digits, however they should still be willing to "meet us half-way".
Hey Dems, you know all those Tea Party extremists who won their seats in gerrymandered districts in red states -- Steve King, Louis Gohmert, Joe Barton, Michele Bachmann??? Yeah, those idiots. Well, it turns out that quite a few of them come from districts far, far away from The New York Stock Exchange, NASDAQ, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, CBOE, BATS -- hell, they're so clueless, they thought there was only one stock exchange in the U.S. Anyway, most of their constitutes don't have personal investment portfolios or own any stock at all. Those with Pension probably think the money grows through prayer and forcing poor mothers to have babies they can't feed. We're talking about lots of middle class whites with no real stake in the game. Fat, dumb, $2 Blackjack players watching a Trillion Dollar Poker game via CCTV. They honestly don't care if the game stops and we spiral into another Great Depression. Well, they will when they lose their jobs and their pensions, but these Tea Folks are not what you'd call forward thinkers... In fact, the word 'progressive', to them, means Liberal Marxist Black Kenyan. So, there's the Rub. 20 or so U.S. Congressmen will tank the entire country because they represent middle aged white people with no significant investments.
Hey Dems, funny story -- are you familiar with the last book in the New Testament, Revelations? Turns out some folks aren't aware that book is an example of allegorical apocalyptic fiction, a type of fictional narrative popular in the early days of the Christian Church. This form of prose remains popular today. Every Christian loves a good yarn about the end of the word. Anywho, like I was saying, some folks think the Book of Revelations is prophecy and they're so in love with the notion of Jesus (a made up demigod character who steals his Virgin Birth backstory from a Mesopotamian demigod) J.C. son of God coming back to earth and throwing down with Satan (President Barack Obama) that they're inclined to speed things along. You know, instigate an Israeli / Palestine conflict in which the Dome of the Rock is leveled. OR the deliberate sinking of the economy by having the United States default on its debt. And as shit luck would have it, we have 20 or so of these idiots in Congress right now!! And they are chomping at the bit to get things rollin', bring on the Apocalypse!!
Hey Dems, have you heard this one? A Canadian walks into a bar, says "I'm running for U.S. Senate as a Texan." The Bartender says, "If Texas sends an elitist blue-blood Ivy League asshole who's not even American to Congress, then God help us, the end is nigh."