Leftists rejoice! The new Ayatollah is safe, but is being hidden to protect him from Jewish voodoo spells

[1srelluc]

Wouldn’t that be Jewdoo?

Jewdoooo, Jewdoo do you think you're foolin'.

 

[WEATHER53]

We all know Israel is sinister trying to get the USA to wage war with them against their enemies. I don't think Iran was trying to make a nuke. I think Republicans made a big mistake

But guess what I just heard? Unintendedly, Trump is driving the world more towards alternative energy. By cutting off Hormuz people are going green faster.

Reports indicate that regions less reliant on hydrocarbon energy, or those accelerating their green transition, are facing fewer crises compared to those heavily dependent on oil flowing through the strait.

The closure has indeed created an acute crisis that acts as a forcing mechanism for energy diversification, but it has not directly resulted in a planned or uniform "go green" initiative. Instead, it has driven an immediate surge in energy costs and prompted chaotic scrambles for alternative energy security among impacted nations.

The “we all know” is a false assumptive opening

 

[j-mac]

Religious people are so weird sometimes.

Fair.

 

[j-mac]

Jewdoooo, Jewdoo do you think you're foolin'.

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are…

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

The “we all know” is a false assumptive opening

Not for democrat sheep.

 

[WEATHER53]

Not for democrat sheep.

It’s a commie kid way of opening a sentence

 

[marvin martian]

It’s a commie kid way of opening a sentence

Reminds me of Obama's tell every time he was about to drop a big lie, "Let me be clear..."

 

[WEATHER53]

Reminds me of Obama's tell every time he was about to drop a big lie, "Let me be clear..."

It’s supposed to grab our attention and create an agreement before even getting started
Does not work on thinkers

 

[struth]

I'm with the Pope. Whatever he says. Jewish history is not my expertise. Tell me about Jewish voodoo.

Seems to work on Republican Presidents.

Remember you said Saddam needed to go? Did he really? Who's next? Am I pro Cuba? Pro Greenland? Aye Adolph?

It doesn’t appear there is a lot in that expertise world for you

Just this post alone you’ve highlighted you aren’t aren’t expert on reading threads this message board

Not an expert in Iraq/US history

not an expert on current events

Not an expert on US/ Greenland history

Not an expert on cuba, US relations

You’ve really out done yourself in one simply post

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are…

What Kind of Grammar Will Replicants Be Taught to Use?


The "do" is redundant.

 

[WEATHER53]

It doesn’t appear there is a lot in that expertise world for you

Just this post alone you’ve highlighted you aren’t aren’t expert on reading threads this message board

Not an expert in Iraq/US history

not an expert on current events

Not an expert on US/ Greenland history

Not an expert on cuba, US relations

You’ve really out done yourself in one simply post

Sillybobo is extremely aptly named

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

It’s a commie kid way of opening a sentence

Babbling Big Shots

The entire bipartisan upper-class clique has started to use "So..." as a meaningless and irrelevant opening word.

What are they thinking? "So is it my turn to speak?"

 

[Meathead]

In case you feared he was dead, fear not!

The left's primary source of truth, Iranian regime media, has assured the world that the Supreme Leader is just fine, but they will not release pictures or videos of him due to the threat of "occult sciences" harming him.

Iranian scholars were consulted on this matter, so Democrats know it's 100% true.

Iran’s Missing Leader Mystery Deepens - and the Latest Excuse Is Wild

Iran's leadership crisis deepens amid mysterious Supreme Leader absence and bizarre official excuses.

redstate.com

A member of Iran’s parliament said authorities have decided not to release any new images or materials related to Mojtaba Khamenei, citing concerns over “occult sciences” and unconventional methods that could be used against him.

“Based on the opinion of scholars in Najaf, Qom and Mashhad and the decision of security officials, no new images or materials of him will be released for now so that enemies cannot harm him through particular methods and occult sciences,” said Salar Velayatmadar, a member of the National Security Commission, claiming that such sciences and methods are studied in institutions including those in Tel Aviv."

I doubt he's alive. He's just being used as a cover for the disgusting Revolutionary Guard.

 

[Meathead]

Sillybobo is extremely aptly named

Sealyfag is more apt.

 

[WEATHER53]

Babbling Big Shots

The entire bipartisan upper-class clique has started to use "So..." as a meaningless and irrelevant opening word.

What are they thinking? "So is it my turn to speak?"

So is for those who need additional time to gather their thoughts and deliver.
Thinkers don’t do it.

 

[marvin martian]

I doubt he's alive. He's just being used as a cover for the disgusting Revolutionary Guard.

Indeed, but now the left have to worry about Jewish voodoo spells.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

We all know Israel is sinister trying to get the USA to wage war with them against their enemies. I don't think Iran was trying to make a nuke. I think Republicans made a big mistake

But guess what I just heard? Unintendedly, Trump is driving the world more towards alternative energy. By cutting off Hormuz people are going green faster.

Reports indicate that regions less reliant on hydrocarbon energy, or those accelerating their green transition, are facing fewer crises compared to those heavily dependent on oil flowing through the strait.

The closure has indeed created an acute crisis that acts as a forcing mechanism for energy diversification, but it has not directly resulted in a planned or uniform "go green" initiative. Instead, it has driven an immediate surge in energy costs and prompted chaotic scrambles for alternative energy security among impacted nations.

Sealy, sweetie, help me out here.

When you say "We all know", who is the "we" being referenced?

Are you talking about high school dropouts? Does this refer to drug-addled stoners? Should I assume you mean antisemites? Are you referring to those with some sort of cluster B personality disorder? Might you be referencing those who detest liberal values?

In the future, it would help if you defined who the hell you are talking about when you talk in terms of "we".

 

[sealybobo]

The “we all know” is a false assumptive opening

Everyone else seems to get it.

Polling data from early 2026 shows that while older conservatives (50 and older) remain THE primary demographic with a positive opinion of Israel, they are no longer the only group with this view, though younger conservatives are increasingly turning against Israel.

A sharp divide exists within the Republican party. While 78% of Republicans over 50 held a favorable view of Israel in early 2026, 57% of Republicans under 50 (18–49) reported an unfavorable view.

I should have said MOST of us know. The majority of us know.

Aside from older Republicans, white evangelical Protestants continue to hold high levels of support for Israel (approx. 65% positive).
Why is that? Because their made up books tell them to
White evangelical Protestants maintain high levels of support for Israel (approx. 65%+) largely due to a combination of theological conviction, biblical literalism, and political, end-times eschatology. Core drivers include the belief that modern Israel fulfills biblical prophecy, a conviction that God gave the land to the Jewish people, and the theological imperative to bless Israel.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Reports indicate that regions less reliant on hydrocarbon energy, or those accelerating their green transition, are facing fewer crises compared to those heavily dependent on oil flowing through the strait.

"reports indicate"?...can you repost that and instead use the term/phrase 'hard core factual and provable data show' instead?

The closure has indeed created an acute crisis that acts as a forcing mechanism for energy diversification, but it has not directly resulted in a planned or uniform "go green" initiative. Instead, it has driven an immediate surge in energy costs and prompted chaotic scrambles for alternative energy security among impacted nations.

can you specifically give the names of these places?

 

[Frankeneinstein]

But guess what I just heard? Unintendedly, Trump is driving the world more towards alternative energy. By cutting off Hormuz people are going green faster.

TRANSLATION: "TURNS OUT THIS WAR IS GOING TO SAVE THE PLANET, NOW EVERYONE HAS GOOD REASON TO GET ON BOARD"