Leftists rejoice! The new Ayatollah is safe, but is being hidden to protect him from Jewish voodoo spells

[marvin martian]

In case you feared he was dead, fear not!

The left's primary source of truth, Iranian regime media, has assured the world that the Supreme Leader is just fine, but they will not release pictures or videos of him due to the threat of "occult sciences" harming him.

Iranian scholars were consulted on this matter, so Democrats know it's 100% true.

Iran’s Missing Leader Mystery Deepens - and the Latest Excuse Is Wild

Iran's leadership crisis deepens amid mysterious Supreme Leader absence and bizarre official excuses.

redstate.com

A member of Iran’s parliament said authorities have decided not to release any new images or materials related to Mojtaba Khamenei, citing concerns over “occult sciences” and unconventional methods that could be used against him.

“Based on the opinion of scholars in Najaf, Qom and Mashhad and the decision of security officials, no new images or materials of him will be released for now so that enemies cannot harm him through particular methods and occult sciences,” said Salar Velayatmadar, a member of the National Security Commission, claiming that such sciences and methods are studied in institutions including those in Tel Aviv."

 

[WEATHER53]

It’s consistent with15th century ideology and beliefs

 

[marvin martian]

It’s consistent with15th century ideology and beliefs

Maybe 7th century

 

[marvin martian]

It’s consistent with15th century ideology and beliefs

But scholars confirmed it!

 

[TNHarley]

Religious people are so weird sometimes.

 

[WEATHER53]

I had a thread locked yesterday over using word voodoo but it was a favorable to Trump one.

 

[luiza]

It’s consistent with15th century ideology and beliefs

Worse than that, , it's consistent with Remote Viewing .

So how do you hide from a top Remote Viewer?

If Igor Swann was picking up hidden Jupiter features over 10 years before Voyager One first saw them , what chance have you here on this planet if they want you dead that badly ?

 

[sealybobo]

In case you feared he was dead, fear not!

The left's primary source of truth, Iranian regime media, has assured the world that the Supreme Leader is just fine, but they will not release pictures or videos of him due to the threat of "occult sciences" harming him.

Iranian scholars were consulted on this matter, so Democrats know it's 100% true.

Iran’s Missing Leader Mystery Deepens - and the Latest Excuse Is Wild

Iran's leadership crisis deepens amid mysterious Supreme Leader absence and bizarre official excuses.

redstate.com

A member of Iran’s parliament said authorities have decided not to release any new images or materials related to Mojtaba Khamenei, citing concerns over “occult sciences” and unconventional methods that could be used against him.

“Based on the opinion of scholars in Najaf, Qom and Mashhad and the decision of security officials, no new images or materials of him will be released for now so that enemies cannot harm him through particular methods and occult sciences,” said Salar Velayatmadar, a member of the National Security Commission, claiming that such sciences and methods are studied in institutions including those in Tel Aviv."

Who's next Cuba?

 

[1srelluc]

 

[marvin martian]

Who's next Cuba?

Since you're a pro-Iran guy, what's your take on Jewish voodoo? Is it a big problem?

 

[ColonelAngus]

Hats for Bats

 

[ColonelAngus]

Maybe he is off drunk with Pete Keg's Breath.

 

[Muhammed]

In case you feared he was dead, fear not!

The left's primary source of truth, Iranian regime media, has assured the world that the Supreme Leader is just fine, but they will not release pictures or videos of him due to the threat of "occult sciences" harming him.

Iranian scholars were consulted on this matter, so Democrats know it's 100% true.

Iran’s Missing Leader Mystery Deepens - and the Latest Excuse Is Wild

Iran's leadership crisis deepens amid mysterious Supreme Leader absence and bizarre official excuses.

redstate.com

A member of Iran’s parliament said authorities have decided not to release any new images or materials related to Mojtaba Khamenei, citing concerns over “occult sciences” and unconventional methods that could be used against him.

“Based on the opinion of scholars in Najaf, Qom and Mashhad and the decision of security officials, no new images or materials of him will be released for now so that enemies cannot harm him through particular methods and occult sciences,” said Salar Velayatmadar, a member of the National Security Commission, claiming that such sciences and methods are studied in institutions including those in Tel Aviv."

Looks like Homo Ayatollah's autopen is in charge.

They are looting.

 

[sealybobo]

Since you're a pro-Iran guy, what's your take on Jewish voodoo? Is it a big problem?

I'm with the Pope. Whatever he says. Jewish history is not my expertise. Tell me about Jewish voodoo.

Seems to work on Republican Presidents.

Remember you said Saddam needed to go? Did he really? Who's next? Am I pro Cuba? Pro Greenland? Aye Adolph?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Jewish history is not my expertise.

Neither is anything else, though.

You have done a remarkable job of keeping that area between your two ears as pristine and free from knowledge as the day you were born.

 

[marvin martian]

I'm with the Pope. Whatever he says. Jewish history is not my expertise. Tell me about Jewish voodoo.

Seems to work on Republican Presidents.

Remember you said Saddam needed to go? Did he really? Who's next? Am I pro Cuba? Pro Greenland? Aye Adolph?

I don't know the pope's take on Jewish voodoo, but your mullahs are very afraid.

 

[sealybobo]

Neither is anything else, though.

You have done a remarkable job of keeping that area between your two ears as pristine and free from knowledge as the day you were born.

We all know Israel is sinister trying to get the USA to wage war with them against their enemies. I don't think Iran was trying to make a nuke. I think Republicans made a big mistake

But guess what I just heard? Unintendedly, Trump is driving the world more towards alternative energy. By cutting off Hormuz people are going green faster.

Reports indicate that regions less reliant on hydrocarbon energy, or those accelerating their green transition, are facing fewer crises compared to those heavily dependent on oil flowing through the strait.

The closure has indeed created an acute crisis that acts as a forcing mechanism for energy diversification, but it has not directly resulted in a planned or uniform "go green" initiative. Instead, it has driven an immediate surge in energy costs and prompted chaotic scrambles for alternative energy security among impacted nations.

 

[1srelluc]

Hats for Bats

LOL....I watched Major League the other night....Classic!

 

[EMH]

Thread 'The relentless idiocy of equating "support for Israel" with "conservative"'

Mar 12, 2026

It is perfectly clear that many here who ID as "conservative" have no clue what the word means

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[RoshawnMarkwees]

I don't know the pope's take on Jewish voodoo, but your mullahs are very afraid.

Wouldn’t that be Jewdoo?