Left Wing Rio Needs Your Toilet Paper

[JimBowie1958]

They are just so full of whatever that they need some major supply lines bringing it in by the mega tons.

So if you can help out by sending them a roll or two or even individual pages, that should help.

Used is fine too.

In crisis-struck Rio, police need donated toilet paper

 

[Iceweasel]

It's a great opportunity for the New York Times to increase their waning circulation.