Krazy Kalifornia Kaos

[Weatherman2020]

Some of the required paperwork things in selling real estate in the shithole state:

List all repairs and modifications to the property. Lived here 32 years, do the math.

Has any wildlife ever pooped on your property? Do the math.

Are you not a nonresident of California? Uh?

It goes on and on and on and...... So happy leaving.

 

[Moonglow]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

California has never had a surplus or balanced the budget either.

 

[Moonglow]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

California has never had a surplus or balanced the budget either.

Earlier this month, California Governor Jerry Brown strode to a podium in Sacramento and said something that, a few years ago, seemed as unlikely as a UFO landing atop the state Capitol: The initial projection for the state budget showed a balance. In fact, for the 2013-2014 fiscal year, there’s a surplus of $851 million. The nonpartisan Legislative Analyst’s Office, which just a couple months earlier estimated a deficit of $1.9 billion, concurred with the governor: Revenues matched expenditures in the initial outlook for the first time since before the Great Recession.
Back from the Brink

I did get the surplus wrong but I only scanned the story and I'm high af so kill me...

 

[Moonglow]

Now admit the shithole Okiehoma be, I should know I spent my frist 24 years in OKC.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

See that "initial projection". We have a projected surplus every year. It's just never real. It's just a projection. But every year the politicians spend it. That's why California is a fiscal mess and heavily in debt.

 

[Moonglow]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

California has never had a surplus or balanced the budget either.

Jerry Brown’s Legacy: A $6.1 Billion Budget Surplus in California
LOS ANGELES—California Gov. Jerry Brown appears poised to exit office next year with a top political priority in hand: free from the massive budget deficits that had weighed on his predecessors.

Buoyed by tax increases passed under his administration and a strong economy, Mr. Brown said Wednesday that the state is projecting a $6.1 billion surplus for the next fiscal year, which begins July 1.

Jerry Brown’s Legacy: A $6.1 Billion Budget Surplus in California

 

[toobfreak]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

Man do you live in a dream world!

 

[Moonglow]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

Man do you live in a dream world!

It is rather dreamy around here this time of year, almost mystical also..And Dogpatch USA is reopening..

 

[Frankeneinstein]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus

you mean over taxed by 9 billion dollars don't you?

 

[Moonglow]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus

you mean over taxed by 9 billion dollars don't you?

why not, it's just money.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus...Makes Okiehoma look like the shithole state. They and Kansas be in debt something awful.

California has never had a surplus or balanced the budget either.

Earlier this month, California Governor Jerry Brown strode to a podium in Sacramento and said something that, a few years ago, seemed as unlikely as a UFO landing atop the state Capitol: The initial projection for the state budget showed a balance. In fact, for the 2013-2014 fiscal year, there’s a surplus of $851 million. The nonpartisan Legislative Analyst’s Office, which just a couple months earlier estimated a deficit of $1.9 billion, concurred with the governor: Revenues matched expenditures in the initial outlook for the first time since before the Great Recession.
Back from the Brink

I did get the surplus wrong but I only scanned the story and I'm high af so kill me...

Jerry Brown's fake surplus - California Political Review

Total bullshit

 

[Frankeneinstein]

why not, it's just money.

I think you mean "why not, it's just somebody else's money"

 

[Moonglow]

why not, it's just money.

I think you mean "why not, it's just somebody else's money"

Have you another idea on how a nation is financed? Since taxation has been occurring in the USA since day one.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Have you another idea on how a nation is financed? Since taxation has been occurring in the USA since day one.

I've been working on this "no taxation without representation" thing, where a surplus would be a red flag event, if we had that since day one would you be singing its praises and exposing the crooks?

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Have you another idea on how a nation is financed? Since taxation has been occurring in the USA since day one.

A balanced budget is a budget that has as much money coming in as going out, an unbalanced budget is one where there is either too much spending resulting in a deficit or too much taxing resulting in a surplus.

 

[BULLDOG]

Have you another idea on how a nation is financed? Since taxation has been occurring in the USA since day one.

A balanced budget is a budget that has as much money coming in as going out, an unbalanced budget is one where there is either too much spending resulting in a deficit or too much taxing resulting in a surplus.

That surplus will come in handy if there are any natural disasters. Otherwise the state might have to cut needed programs.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

A shithole state with a balanced budget and a 9 billion dollar surplus

you mean over taxed by 9 billion dollars don't you?

Venezuela use to have budget surpluses until they finally used up all the money they stole or taxed away from the people. That's the way of Socialism.

 

[skookerasbil]

Even the New York Times reports California is a shithole!

Boom and Gloom: An Economic Warning for California

Lol....who knew when Trump came up with that brilliant "shithole" comment it would have such staying power?

 

[Moonglow]

Even the New York Times reports California is a shithole!

Boom and Gloom: An Economic Warning for California

Lol....who knew when Trump came up with that brilliant "shithole" comment it would have such staying power?

So original, never been used before, and you were born yesterday.