KFC: The Mighty Bird

[GLASNOST]

What is in the secret ingredients that makes it so damned good? Hasn't science and the laboratory been able to decipher it?

 

[The Great Goose]

It's the smell that's good. Tasting it is mediocre.

 

[Grandma]

The recipe was leaked last month.

 

[IsaacNewton]

That Kenny Rogers Roasters makes a strong bird. Or did anyway, for about 6 years.

 

[BULLDOG]

It's soaked in the tears of virgins.

 

[Pogo]

Sage.

BFD.

 

[Pogo]

It's soaked in the tears of virgins.

--- and eye of Newt.

 

[BULLDOG]

It's soaked in the tears of virgins.

--- and eye of Newt.

Not anymore . Newt got pissed off and quit.

 

[Muhammed]

MSG.

 

[GLASNOST]

You guys are all making me mighty hungry.

The worst crime in modern history is that we have only one KFC and it's way beyond the edge of town, and adding insult to injury ......... no extra crispy!!!