There is nothing to investigate
No charges can be brought and this type of alleged crime is not the purview of the FBI
It's not a criminal investigation, dope.
It's a follow up to his background investigation.
What is Ms. Ford asking for? An FBI investigation. Essentially of the criminal variety.
Or have you been too busy reveling in this spectacle to pay any attention?
It can't be criminal, fool. Its not a federal crime and has long since been past the statute of limitations.
It would simply be a follow up to the background investigation focused on the allegation.
Be serious for once, will you?
I go to my police department today to report an armed robbery. The cop asks me when it happened, and I say somewhere around 35 years ago. The cop asks me where it happened. I don't know. The cop asks me if there were witnesses around. I don't know who they were. The cop asks me what city the robbery happened. I don't know. The cop asks me for a season. I don't know.
WTF do you expect a police officer to do other than laugh in your face?