Karl Marx 25 Greatest Quotes!

I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
 
My two favorite are

I'm to drunk but I think I shit myself

And

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger and all the hooch ya got today .
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?

What a complete fucking retard
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
You are either psychotic or incredibly stupid.
On the other hand, perhaps, Regulated Capitalism is merely a state of mind.
 

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  • Born: May 5, 1818
  • Died: March 14, 1883
  • Occupation: Philosopher
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He seems to have captured the very essence of taxation...
Groucho Marx was far more quotable
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
You are either psychotic or incredibly stupid.
On the other hand, perhaps, Regulated Capitalism is merely a state of mind.
In the USSR you could vote in elections but all candidates were communist. You could not vote for a capitalist.

In the US you can vote but all the candidates are capitalist, you can not vote for a communist.

Thus both systems are Totalitarian!
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
You are either psychotic or incredibly stupid.
On the other hand, perhaps, Regulated Capitalism is merely a state of mind.
In the USSR you could vote in elections but all candidates were communist. You could not vote for a capitalist.

In the US you can vote but all the candidates are capitalist, you can not vote for a communist.

Thus both systems are Totalitarian!

You can vote for Bernie. Please move! Just leave!
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
You are either psychotic or incredibly stupid.
On the other hand, perhaps, Regulated Capitalism is merely a state of mind.
In the USSR you could vote in elections but all candidates were communist. You could not vote for a capitalist.

In the US you can vote but all the candidates are capitalist, you can not vote for a communist.

Thus both systems are Totalitarian!
You assessment of the US is incorrect as their are no laws that suppress voting for someone like Sanders.
What are you educational and professional credentials?
 
In the USSR you could vote in elections but all candidates were communist. You could not vote for a capitalist.
lol...They managed and accomplished this by classifying the dates of elections as state secrets

In the US you can vote but all the candidates are capitalist, you can not vote for a communist.
meh, semantics...liberal equals communist

Thus both systems are Totalitarian!
Ya had to butcher the thought process to get there and even then there are no buyers
 
Though I am not a communist I've always viewed Karl Marx in the same light as Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, though far more intellectual.
In that "same light" [you might give an example of that "same light"] give us an example of his intellect, if you really have any
i have already quoted a statement he made that ended my nieve and innocent political virginity.
See earlier post!
 
"This young lady, who instantly overwhelmed me with her kindness, is the ugliest creature I have seen in my entire life, with repulsive Jewish facial features"
I'm really surprised by these words :omg:
Are you sure this quote is from Karl Marx, Oz and The Orchestra?
Because I knew Karl Marx was a Jew
That was very good...you just handed him an embarrassing defeat
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
You are either psychotic or incredibly stupid.
On the other hand, perhaps, Regulated Capitalism is merely a state of mind.
In the USSR you could vote in elections but all candidates were communist. You could not vote for a capitalist.

In the US you can vote but all the candidates are capitalist, you can not vote for a communist.

Thus both systems are Totalitarian!
You assessment of the US is incorrect as their are no laws that suppress voting for someone like Sanders.
What are you educational and professional credentials?
You yanks need to understand when you grossly exaggerate and call every liberal, socialist and the likes of Sanders a communist you lose all credibility and will not be taken seriously.

In the UK we are a bit too savvi to swallow that shit.
I have never understood why you are so terrified of anything to the left of Hitler you label everything commie. Try being fair and reasonable in debate and stop calling someone a communist when you know full well they are not!
 
I can't think of a single successful Marxist nation. Not a one, not once ever in human history
China is doing pretty well!
Wait! China is Marxist?! Are you retarded?
Well loosely.............Marxist not retarded of course Ha ha ha!
China is a Totalitarian nation...there is no "According to one's needs".
Do you not think or realize perhaps that Totalitarianism is merely a state of mind?
You are either psychotic or incredibly stupid.
On the other hand, perhaps, Regulated Capitalism is merely a state of mind.
In the USSR you could vote in elections but all candidates were communist. You could not vote for a capitalist.

In the US you can vote but all the candidates are capitalist, you can not vote for a communist.

Thus both systems are Totalitarian!
You assessment of the US is incorrect as their are no laws that suppress voting for someone like Sanders.
What are you educational and professional credentials?
You yanks need to understand when you grossly exaggerate and call every liberal, socialist and the likes of Sanders a communist you lose all credibility and will not be taken seriously.

In the UK we are a bit too savvi to swallow that shit.
I have never understood why you are so terrified of anything to the left of Hitler you label everything commie. Try being fair and reasonable in debate and stop calling someone a communist when you know full well they are not!
I am happy you are happy where you live.
I am happy where I live.
I am not going to pay a 75% Federal income tax to support a population of people who still need welfare after 50 years.
 
"This young lady, who instantly overwhelmed me with her kindness, is the ugliest creature I have seen in my entire life, with repulsive Jewish facial features"
I'm really surprised by these words :omg:
Are you sure this quote is from Karl Marx, Oz and The Orchestra?
Because I knew Karl Marx was a Jew
That was very good...you just handed him an embarrassing defeat
Don't mind admitting when I make a mistake......Its what we consider to be 'maturity'!
 
i have already quoted a statement he made that ended my nieve and innocent political virginity.

And in that light I can find nothing of intellect concerning his quotes

See earlier post!
to suggest this simple quote should point me right at the "intellectual" post/quote you made "earlier" would be proof that even you think that what you have posted thus far has only one point of intellect concerning Marx...first you employed a typical marxist tactic of intellectual dishonesty which you were called out on, then you were forced to defend an anti-semetic post attributed to Marx, and now you are claiming in all his quotes even you can find only one you consider to be intellectual [and that may have been when you were 12 and admittedly didn't know any better] your thread is unraveling bro.
 

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