"I want to say that I'm proud to be running again for the great office of president of the United States because it is a great office and it is president of the United States. Without a president, well, we wouldn't have a president of the United States, which is why we have elections for president of the United States and I'm proud to be running for that great office becasue it's a great office. I've been there and I can tell you it is a great office. But, it won't be just my office, it will be all American's office because without Americans we wouldn't have an office of president of the United States.
What are my positions on the issues? I'll tell you about my positions on the issues because it is important that Americans know my positions on the issues and, well, our country does have issues and I will do my very best to address those issues because without addressing those issues we won't have a country anymore and Americans need a country. We need a country without issues. One of those issues is that Trump took our democracy away and we are going to get it back if you elect me as president in 2028 so that I can restore elections."