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So you're okay with the government forcing people to do things that violate their religious beliefs.
Of course, your religion is Government, so you want to force your religious views on everyone else.
I'm always wondering about this bizarre belief that we believe in "Government as religion" when we think the government can do some things better than the private sector.
I wasn't talking to you, but obviously I hit a nerve.
It's okay, Joe. Just say some Our Governments and Hail Barrys, and you'll be fine.
The Government's Prayer
Our Government in D.C.,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come
Thy mandate be done
On flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
And audit us our trespasses,
As we file suit against those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into liberty,
But deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
And the power, and the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
Hail Barry, full of grace.
Our vote is with thee.
Blessed art thou among progressives,
and blessed is the fruit of thy pen,
Regulation.
Holy Barry, Brother of Yourself,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our audit.
Amen.