Gabe Lackmann
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Canada is like that guy at work who is always nice to everyone, but you just get that vibe about him. Then you find out later he got caught fucking farm animals back home in Idaho in the 80's. Then you can't unlearn that, so every time you interact with him it's even more awkward cause internally you're like
"You think he knows I know?"
"My God...I wonder if it was a pig...or like something like a horse?"
"They probably called him the 'Pig Fucker of Pocatello'"
"Jesus I can't smile....don't smile"
But outwardly you're all
"Oh yeah...just make sure you send me those invoices before Friday's division meeting...Steve has been really pressing for those"
So Yeah...Canada. You're fuckin creepy.
"You think he knows I know?"
"My God...I wonder if it was a pig...or like something like a horse?"
"They probably called him the 'Pig Fucker of Pocatello'"
"Jesus I can't smile....don't smile"
But outwardly you're all
"Oh yeah...just make sure you send me those invoices before Friday's division meeting...Steve has been really pressing for those"
So Yeah...Canada. You're fuckin creepy.