Briben has a low bar. Anything north of shitting his pants and curling up on the floor in the fetal position and screaming about how hot Ashley was when she was 9, will be considered a resounding victory by the state media.
Good luck with the drug concoction to keep that sleepy mother ****** awake - might I suggest 200mg of Adderall, 60 oz of industrial-grade Red Bull, 3 hits on his lowlife spawn's crack pipe and a double dose of stool softener.
Why all the cramming for a debate? Didn't that stammering shit clown just get 81 Million votes?
Their worst nightmare.....