Joe Biden Is A Vegetable: Which Kind

[konradv]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought. In short he has become a vegetable. But which one: Someone suggested rancid tomato. I like that. Other suggestions?

Not a carrot, pumpkin or sweet potato.

 

[aaronleland]

Kiwifruit. That's why his legs have those little hairs black kids like to rub at the pool.

 

[Sunni Man]

How often does his DNC handlers water him?? ...

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

Cauliflower

FUCK, I was going to say Cauliflower. Okay then, he's an eggplant.

You're part eggplant.

You're a Cantaloupe.

 

[mudwhistle]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

Clearly he's a prune that used to be a plum.

 

[badbob85037]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

"Call any vegetable, call it by name and the vegetable may respond to you."
Frank Zappa

 

[Dick Foster]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

I think it's time for a Biden version of Mr. Potato Head to make an appearance and a come back.

 

[Yarddog]

Going with spaghetti squash or maybe an Acorn squash

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Seems like veggies that look shriveled up are popular.

 

[BlueGin]

A mushroom. They keep him in a dark closet and feed him full of shit.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

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"Thank Gawd for Depends."

 

[Dick Foster]

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Is this a trick question? Since when did Biden gain the ability to think?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

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Where am I?

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

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[Muhammed]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

Tomato is a fruit.

Botany 101: All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits.

FYI

Technically, a tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable, from a scientific botanical standpoint.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

Tomato is a fruit.

Botany 101: All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits.

FYI

Technically, a tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable, from a scientific botanical standpoint.

Didn't know that.

Rancid tomato it is.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

2020 Becomes the Dementia Campaign

Biden and Trump partisans trade charges of senility in an era of aging candidates.

www.politico.com

Yes, the rancid tomato is nothing like he used to be. They've had to keep him down while the get him drugged in the right way.

Love to see him in action when he gets told nukes are on the way.

 

[boedicca]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

Tomatoes are fruit.

Joe is an overripe zucchini.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

We all know Joe is losing his mind. It's apparent in the fact that he can't hold a press conference without saying something stupid or losing his train of thought.

In short he has become a vegetable.

But which one:

Someone suggested rancid tomatoe.

I like that.

Other suggestions ?

Rutabega!