Jewish Lasers

[CarlinAnnArbor]

More truth lefties mock.

 

[flacaltenn]

More truth lefties mock.

You're confusing an experimental missile defense component to be the SAME as the "Jewish Space Laser" hogwash. One is a really smart and cost effective way to destroy "NON-ballistic" missiles -- the other one that deserves to be mocked is not a reality.

This leading Jewish newspaper takes a satirical whack at Jewish Space Lasers starting Cali forest fires.

The Jewish Space Laser Agency responds: We didn’t start the fire

Marjorie Taylor Greene was wrong. The laser is only used to light Chanukah candles.

forward.com

First, some background. The Jewish Space Laser is mainly reserved for use in important ceremonial and ritual observances, such as warming challah for Friday-night dinners, lighting Chanukah candles when we run out of matches, alerting New Yorkers to sales at Russ & Daughters, and helping Mrs. Glicksman find Airplane Mode on her e-reader.

Our space laser has a stellar record of more than 36 years of safe operation. (And it’s still single? One could say that’s the real emergency). We have policies and procedures in place to ensure that focusing intense beams of light from beyond the stratosphere is only done in accordance with international safety regulations, and never on the Sabbath.

We are still trying our best to piece together exactly what happened that caused this unfortunate fire.

The facts as we know are these: On that fateful weekend in 2018, the Levine family of Malibu approached us to be part of what would have been the world’s first circumcision by space laser. We were delighted to assist, as the space laser has always been used in a safe and menschy fashion, and we have learned some things since our attempt at making crème caramel for the Feinberg Bar Mitzvah.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

You're confusing an experimental missile defense component to be the SAME as the "Jewish Space Laser" hogwash. One is a really smart and cost effective way to destroy "NON-ballistic" missiles -- the other one that deserves to be mocked is not a reality.

This leading Jewish newspaper takes a satirical whack at Jewish Space Lasers starting Cali forest fires.

The Jewish Space Laser Agency responds: We didn’t start the fire

Marjorie Taylor Greene was wrong. The laser is only used to light Chanukah candles.

forward.com

First, some background. The Jewish Space Laser is mainly reserved for use in important ceremonial and ritual observances, such as warming challah for Friday-night dinners, lighting Chanukah candles when we run out of matches, alerting New Yorkers to sales at Russ & Daughters, and helping Mrs. Glicksman find Airplane Mode on her e-reader.

Our space laser has a stellar record of more than 36 years of safe operation. (And it’s still single? One could say that’s the real emergency). We have policies and procedures in place to ensure that focusing intense beams of light from beyond the stratosphere is only done in accordance with international safety regulations, and never on the Sabbath.

We are still trying our best to piece together exactly what happened that caused this unfortunate fire.

The facts as we know are these: On that fateful weekend in 2018, the Levine family of Malibu approached us to be part of what would have been the world’s first circumcision by space laser. We were delighted to assist, as the space laser has always been used in a safe and menschy fashion, and we have learned some things since our attempt at making crème caramel for the Feinberg Bar Mitzvah.
First, some background. The Jewish Space Laser is mainly reserved for use in important ceremonial and ritual observances, such as warming challah for Friday-night dinners, lighting Chanukah candles when we run out of matches, alerting New Yorkers to sales at Russ & Daughters, and helping Mrs. Glicksman find Airplane Mode on her e-reader.

Our space laser has a stellar record of more than 36 years of safe operation. (And it’s still single? One could say that’s the real emergency). We have policies and procedures in place to ensure that focusing intense beams of light from beyond the stratosphere is only done in accordance with international safety regulations, and never on the Sabbath.

We are still trying our best to piece together exactly what happened that caused this unfortunate fire.

The facts as we know are these: On that fateful weekend in 2018, the Levine family of Malibu approached us to be part of what would have been the world’s first circumcision by space laser. We were delighted to assist, as the space laser has always been used in a safe and menschy fashion, and we have learned some things since our attempt at making crème caramel for the Feinberg Bar Mitzvah.

Nope. Not confusing anything. Just a clickbait title for an interesting Jewish Laser weapon. Notice I never said "space laser", but that's coming.

 

[jehanne1431]

Israel is still the biggest and most important ally of the US. .....Yet half those in the West want to vilify them.

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Fuck Apartheid Israel.

I hope they get nuked into the center of the Earth.

 

[fncceo]

Jewish lasers are just like regular lasers, but they don't work on Saturday.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I thought it was a laser that beams embarrassment and guilt directly into your brain.

 

[Cougarbear]

More truth lefties mock.

Well, the Iron Dome doesn't stop all the missiles. So, the laser then can catch those that get through when they are much closer. Still valuable.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Well, the Iron Dome doesn't stop all the missiles. So, the laser then can catch those that get through when they are much closer. Still valuable.

Too bad they have to protect themselves from nasty neighbors

If the Arabs laid down their arms, they'd have peace.
If the Jews laid down their arms, they wouldn't exist

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Fuck Apartheid Israel.

I hope they get nuked into the center of the Earth.

Arabs have more freedom in Israel than they do in Muslims lands.

Soon your hate will be a thing or the past

 

[Cougarbear]

Too bad they have to protect themselves from nasty neighbors

If the Arabs laid down their arms, they'd have peace.
If the Jews laid down their arms, they wouldn't exist

Well, conservatives have to protect ourselves from nasty leftist liberals. If liberals would lay down their desires for totalitarianism, we would have peace. If conservatives laid down their desire for small government, free markets and a Constitutional Government as a Republic, there would be totalitarianism tomorrow.