Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

[Weatherman2020]

Another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled.
The prophecy:

Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter after realizing to his horror that he helped elect Joe Biden as President.

babylonbee.com

Fulfilled:

Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as CEO

Jack Dorsey was serving as both the CEO of Twitter and Square, his digital payments company.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Calypso Jones]

I love the smell of curry in the morning.

LOLOLLOLOLLOLOL

 

[Votto]

Another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled.
The prophecy:

Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter after realizing to his horror that he helped elect Joe Biden as President.

babylonbee.com

Fulfilled:

Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as CEO

Jack Dorsey was serving as both the CEO of Twitter and Square, his digital payments company.

www.cnbc.com

Left winger with a conscience?

Hold on just a second, this is satire, isn't it!

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Dorsey just suddenly decides to move on?

Yeah. That's not suspicious or without an explanation that is not forthcoming from the legacy media.

 

[Otis Mayfield]

Another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled.
The prophecy:

Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter after realizing to his horror that he helped elect Joe Biden as President.

babylonbee.com

Fulfilled:

Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as CEO

Jack Dorsey was serving as both the CEO of Twitter and Square, his digital payments company.

www.cnbc.com

"Babylon Bee" is a much more truthful publication than 80% of the stuff you usually reference.

 

[Votto]

"Babylon Bee" is a much more truthful publication than 80% of the stuff you usually reference.

Sadly, its the most accurate news I can find.

 

[Weatherman2020]

"Babylon Bee" is a much more truthful publication than 80% of the stuff you usually reference.

Considering the last time you bitched about fake news it was from MSN, you’re right.

 

[Rambunctious]

Just what did he do?...maybe something treasonous?....

 

[Claudette]

After watching the walking talking disaster for a year he realized he made a huge mistake backing that incompetent idiot.

I'd be embarrassed to say I pushed for his stay in the WH as well.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Dorsey just suddenly decides to move on?

Yeah. That's not suspicious or without an explanation that is not forthcoming from the legacy media.

Can you say "Ghislaine Maxwell"? I knew you could

 

[blackhawk]

So I highly doubt the way Twitter is run will change the names at the top might change but the policies won’t.

 

[Calypso Jones]

Maybe Jack needs more time to devote to the study of his recent conversion to islam. Imam Barrack is his mentor.

 

[Penelope]

We don't need any more drilling or pipelines.