'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns

[Weatherman2020]

"Help! I've been shot in a violent attack!" she screamed as Ted Cruz gave her the customary Texas greeting of finger guns.

'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at the Capitol confirmed today that a significant brouhaha broke out between Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Ted Cruz.

babylonbee.com

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

"Help! I've been shot in a violent attack!" she screamed as Ted Cruz gave her the customary Texas greeting of finger guns.
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'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at the Capitol confirmed today that a significant brouhaha broke out between Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Ted Cruz.

babylonbee.com

I just want to know when the Democrats will be practicing for the annual baseball event, where Congressman Scalise was shot by a Bernie supporter for Bernies violent rhetoric?

Congressman Steve Scalise, Three Others Shot at Alexandria, Virginia, Baseball Field (nbcnews.com)

 

[beautress]

"Help! I've been shot in a violent attack!" she screamed as Ted Cruz gave her the customary Texas greeting of finger guns.
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'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at the Capitol confirmed today that a significant brouhaha broke out between Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Ted Cruz.

babylonbee.com

I just want to know when the Democrats will be practicing for the annual baseball event, where Congressman Scalise was shot by a Bernie supporter for Bernies violent rhetoric?

Congressman Steve Scalise, Three Others Shot at Alexandria, Virginia, Baseball Field (nbcnews.com)

Well, kiss my grits. AOC is gonna commission the Gucci folks to make her team hot pink baseball suits. She can't help it if her competitiveness makes her wanna outdo her rival, House Speaker Pelosi's Gold Pen Trump Impeachment Giveaway! She deigns to call her covering spendathon the "Almost Murdered Team's Law Suits".

You better watch out, Senator Cruz.

 

[Likkmee]

"Help! I've been shot in a violent attack!" she screamed as Ted Cruz gave her the customary Texas greeting of finger guns.
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'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at the Capitol confirmed today that a significant brouhaha broke out between Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Ted Cruz.

babylonbee.com

No silicone leakage, I hope ?

 

[sealybobo]

"Help! I've been shot in a violent attack!" she screamed as Ted Cruz gave her the customary Texas greeting of finger guns.
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'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at the Capitol confirmed today that a significant brouhaha broke out between Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Ted Cruz.

babylonbee.com

I just want to know when the Democrats will be practicing for the annual baseball event, where Congressman Scalise was shot by a Bernie supporter for Bernies violent rhetoric?

Congressman Steve Scalise, Three Others Shot at Alexandria, Virginia, Baseball Field (nbcnews.com)

Bernie is an independent. Blame that party. But also notice Bernie didn’t tell his supporters to be violent. Trump did.

 

[two_iron]

I probably speak for the entire planet when I say we can't wait until that unemployable shitstain returns to complete anonymity and struggles to keep from guzzling liquid plumber every time it wakes up.