It's official: Jason Heyward makes Braves

[CrimsonWhite]

The Braves? Really?
How is Chip or whatever his name is?

Probably knocking up a Hooters waitress somewhere waiting on his first ballot induction to the Hall of Fame.

I figured he was the DH for some minor league team.

Not even close. He is still better than most number 3 hitters in the league.

 

[Luissa]

Probably knocking up a Hooters waitress somewhere waiting on his first ballot induction to the Hall of Fame.

I figured he was the DH for some minor league team.

Not even close. He is still better than most number 3 hitters in the league.

 

[Paulie]

Its hard to not get excited about this kid. 20 years old, 16 Spring games, batting .366 with a .500 OBP. Hell yeah. God I hope it is a good year for my Braves.

You have to be brave to admit that you like Atlanta.

**** you. I love my Braves. I loved 'em when they sucked in the 80's, I loved 'em when they were the team to beat for 15 years and I love them now that they suck again. They'll recover. Their farm system is inn great shape. They'll recover.

So shut the **** up and go make me a sammich.

You'll probably be the only ones competing with us in the east.

Well, after Florida's annual head fake for the first half of the season.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

You have to be brave to admit that you like Atlanta.

**** you. I love my Braves. I loved 'em when they sucked in the 80's, I loved 'em when they were the team to beat for 15 years and I love them now that they suck again. They'll recover. Their farm system is inn great shape. They'll recover.

So shut the **** up and go make me a sammich.

You'll probably be the only ones competing with us in the east.

Well, after Florida's annual head fake for the first half of the season.

I wouldn't call it competing. You guys have the best rotation in baseball.

 

[Paulie]

**** you. I love my Braves. I loved 'em when they sucked in the 80's, I loved 'em when they were the team to beat for 15 years and I love them now that they suck again. They'll recover. Their farm system is inn great shape. They'll recover.

So shut the **** up and go make me a sammich.

You'll probably be the only ones competing with us in the east.

Well, after Florida's annual head fake for the first half of the season.

I wouldn't call it competing. You guys have the best rotation in baseball.

Wow. I don't even know what to say about that.

I'm not sure I'd agree though, per se. We look really good on paper, but Hamels is still anyone's guess. He's got a lot of bullshit to put behind him. I'm hoping his problem last year was just his new baby being on his mind. You'll be able to relate very soon, eh?

I think Linc/Cain is better than Halladay/Hamels.

So far...