Is this a good question for a 1st date I have on sunday?

Dude, seriously, I'm trying to help you out here. You are NEVER going to get a woman and will be alone forever until you get the help you so desperately need. That's just a fact. Of course there is always the off chance that you will find some desperate lonely person who is just as "needy" and pathetic as you are.

Those roasted wings with no sauce are so goooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!

Make jokes, but you know I speak the truth. I pity you, that's why I'm saying.


I think you want to secretly fuck me
 
Before you go looking for dates with women, you should really seek out some psychiatric counseling and maybe some meds.


Sniff my dick

Nobody wants to sniff any part of your disgusting self. Stop begging.

But on a more serious note, do you really not see that you are a fucked up mess of a person?


Can I sniff something on you?

Never. I'm not pathetic or desperate or ugly or fat.


Just OLD, can I call you SAGGY POO?

I'm younger than you and less saggy than you! :D And way too good for you too. Lol.
 
Dude, seriously, I'm trying to help you out here. You are NEVER going to get a woman and will be alone forever until you get the help you so desperately need. That's just a fact. Of course there is always the off chance that you will find some desperate lonely person who is just as "needy" and pathetic as you are.

Those roasted wings with no sauce are so goooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!

Make jokes, but you know I speak the truth. I pity you, that's why I'm saying.


I think you want to secretly fuck me

Nobody does. Stop fooling yourself. It's just unbelievable that people as stupid as you actually exist! :lol:
 
Dude, seriously, I'm trying to help you out here. You are NEVER going to get a woman and will be alone forever until you get the help you so desperately need. That's just a fact. Of course there is always the off chance that you will find some desperate lonely person who is just as "needy" and pathetic as you are.

Those roasted wings with no sauce are so goooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!

Make jokes, but you know I speak the truth. I pity you, that's why I'm saying.


I think you want to secretly fuck me

Do you realize how messed up and what an ugly person you are though?
 
I think I'm going to follow this thread for a while.

I wanna hear FBJ bitch about how something about this girl isn't right, or that she had a bad attitude or something else. He always seems to bring his date problems to the boards so he can bitch about the date he just screwed up.

Could be entertaining. It was last time that some woman contacted him on a date site and he couldn't stop bitching about her, even though he never met her.
 
I think I'm going to follow this thread for a while.

I wanna hear FBJ bitch about how something about this girl isn't right, or that she had a bad attitude or something else. He always seems to bring his date problems to the boards so he can bitch about the date he just screwed up.

Could be entertaining. It was last time that some woman contacted him on a date site and he couldn't stop bitching about her, even though he never met her.

I don't think he is or has been in contact with any "real" women. Just imaginary ones. :D
 
Why? Grown people are never SILLY?

Humor was never something I considered a significant trait to look for in a woman. Maybe it is for you. In fact a "silly" person would not find me very interesting. I don't have a sense of humor.

If that question was asked of me, the date would have been over.
 
Why? Grown people are never SILLY?

Humor was never something I considered a significant trait to look for in a woman. Maybe it is for you. In fact a "silly" person would not find me very interesting. I don't have a sense of humor.

If that question was asked of me, the date would have been over.


So you don't want a woman you can laugh with????????????
 
I think I'm going to follow this thread for a while.

I wanna hear FBJ bitch about how something about this girl isn't right, or that she had a bad attitude or something else. He always seems to bring his date problems to the boards so he can bitch about the date he just screwed up.

Could be entertaining. It was last time that some woman contacted him on a date site and he couldn't stop bitching about her, even though he never met her.


It's more of a practice date because I am not officially on the dating market until June
 
"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?
Do you really want to know something silly or something more in depth about her?
 
So you don't want a woman you can laugh with????????????

Nope. As my wife will tell you.... she's seeen me laugh ONCE in the 4+ years we've been together. It was AT someone, not with them.

I see no legitimate use for humor or satire.
 
"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?
Do you really want to know something silly or something more in depth about her?

Of course I want to know something more about her but what is wrong with sharing a silly fact to break the ice?
 
So you don't want a woman you can laugh with????????????

Nope. As my wife will tell you.... she's seeen me laugh ONCE in the 4+ years we've been together. It was AT someone, not with them.

I see no legitimate use for humor or satire.


You seem kind of retarded so please post somewhere else
 
"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?
Do you really want to know something silly or something more in depth about her?

Of course I want to know something more about her but what is wrong with sharing a silly fact to break the ice?
Nothing at all just curious. Yours is a fab question if that is what you want.
 
"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?
Do you really want to know something silly or something more in depth about her?

Of course I want to know something more about her but what is wrong with sharing a silly fact to break the ice?
Nothing at all just curious. Yours is a fab question if that is what you want.


I keep forgetting when you date everything has to be pretend and you must be fake and not be yourself until after sex
 
"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?
Do you really want to know something silly or something more in depth about her?

Of course I want to know something more about her but what is wrong with sharing a silly fact to break the ice?
Nothing at all just curious. Yours is a fab question if that is what you want.


I keep forgetting when you date everything has to be pretend and you must be fake and not be yourself until after sex

I think your dating life is pretend. Lol. Blow up dolls don't count as real "dates." :D
 
"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?
Do you really want to know something silly or something more in depth about her?

Of course I want to know something more about her but what is wrong with sharing a silly fact to break the ice?
Nothing at all just curious. Yours is a fab question if that is what you want.


I keep forgetting when you date everything has to be pretend and you must be fake and not be yourself until after sex
No way. Real from the very first minute. It is not a game to get into a chic's pants. The journey has always been foremost and if that happens it is a nice way to celebrate the relationship and each other.
 

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