Is this a good question for a 1st date I have on sunday?

[HereWeGoAgain]

What do "dating coaches" teach in South Carolina? How to tell the difference between a male donkey and a female donkey?

Actually she's a certified family therapist who has her degree from Harvard and worked in Boston for several years before returning to her home area of Charleston, SC to open her own family therapy practice. She does relationship/dating advice on the side.

Hmmmm... Maybe I ought to look her up. Is she hot?

Should be an easy steal....

 

[Anathema]

Hmmmm... Maybe I ought to look her up. Is she hot?

She's married and expecting their first child in July

 

[ZackB]

Hmmmm... Maybe I ought to look her up. Is she hot?

She's married and expecting their first child in July

Gross.

 

[saveliberty]

Before you go listening to Alex too much, remember he dates while married. Getting into the pants is first and foremost on his mind.

Who cares? In some cultures have a mistress is perfectly acceptable.

If what ManTits says is true FBJ should listen I must know what I am doing.

No if about your behavior and past Connery. Is this wife number two or three? I did honestly forget that part. Finished second in a 5k two years ago. Maybe not a big deal, but it might be for a guy that is or close to 60 like you are.

 

[saveliberty]

Ask her if she knows any words that rhyme with "Venus".

Gee, he passed third grade humor...

...ever get the feeling Zack is headed for an indecent exposure charge any day?

 

[Alex.]

Before you go listening to Alex too much, remember he dates while married. Getting into the pants is first and foremost on his mind.

Who cares? In some cultures have a mistress is perfectly acceptable.

If what ManTits says is true FBJ should listen I must know what I am doing.

No if about your behavior and past Connery. Is this wife number two or three? I did honestly forget that part. Finished second in a 5k two years ago. Maybe not a big deal, but it might be for a guy that is or close to 60 like you are.

Geez LOL all you do is sit in the corner play with your moobs and get you strings pulled by your catty friends.

 

[saveliberty]

Nice deflection, still it is going to be hard to get a girlfriend here on USMB with me mentioning your past all the time. What happened to skye? She doesn't seem to chat with you here much any more...

You're just an old geezer trying to play the ladies. You were a moderator here too at one time, pretty hard to get canned from that job. Must have been a big mistake.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Why? Grown people are never SILLY?

Humor was never something I considered a significant trait to look for in a woman. Maybe it is for you. In fact a "silly" person would not find me very interesting. I don't have a sense of humor.

If that question was asked of me, the date would have been over.

So you don't want a woman you can laugh with????????????

He has no interest in a partner. To him, a woman is a live-in maid, cook, sex toy, and punching bag.

 

[Unkotare]

"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?

The first question you should ask is "do you press charges"?

 

[ZackB]

Has she called the police yet, bitch?

 

[ChrisL]

"Tell me something silly about you I can't tell from just looking at you?

What yall think?

The first question you should ask is "do you press charges"?

Well, blow up dolls can't call 911.

 

[ZackB]

Fbj is not on here talking about his date. I am guessing that he is sitting in a holding cell somewhere waiting on his first appearance hearing tomorrow morning!!