Is it satire? No, an actual anti-jizz bill in Ohio. You can't ejaculate here, Mister.

[the watcher]

This will end like when Coach Ballbriker grabbed Pee Wee's dork that was sticking through the girls shower wall. Ohio Democratic lawmakers propose 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act' • Ohio Capital Journal

 

[1srelluc]

I thought it was satire....Nope, just dems.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I heard this law was coming!

 

[White 6]

This will end like when Coach Ballbriker grabbed Pee Wee's dork that was sticking through the girls shower wall. Ohio Democratic lawmakers propose 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act' • Ohio Capital Journal

Great. A Democrat anti-man bill probably won't get far in Ohio with the Republican Triplex majority.

 

[White 6]

I heard this law was coming!

Nah, It hadn't even got hard yet.

 

[Polishprince]

If the Democrats offered the bill, let the Republican speaker bring it to the floor for a vote.

Sound like sort of a stupid law, but if the D's think its a good idea, give them a chance to argue it and get their support on the record.

 

[Votto]

This just in, Democrat mayors of Cleveland and Columbus have set up sanctuary masturbation sites, and just in the nick of time!!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Is choking the chicken now considered animal abuse?