"Ode to Daveman"
(Ode to Billy Joe)
It was the third of June, another scorching hot Michigan day
Seawater's in the house, me 'n brother was bailin' away
And at dinner time we stopped and walked out of the house to eat
And Mama hollered out the back door "y'all remember to dry your feet"
And then she said "I got some news this mornin' from Maple Ridge"
"Today Daveman the Scientist jumped off the Mackinaw Bridge"
'n' Papa said to Mama as he passed around the blackeyed peas
"Well Daveman never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits, please"
"There's five more acres in the lower forty under water now"
'n' Mama said it was shame about Daveman, anyhow
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Maple Ridge
And now Daveman the Scientist jumped off the Mackinaw Bridge
'n' Brother said he recollected when he and Tom and Daveman
Put a frog in boiling water at the Junior High science lab
And wasn't I talkin' to him at college last Friday night?
"I'll have another piece-a soybean pie, you know it don't seem right"
"I saw him at the desalination plant yesterday on Maple Ridge"
"And now ya tell me Daveman's jumped off the Mackinaw Bridge"
'n' Mama said to me "Child, what's happened to your appetite?"
"I've been cookin' all morning and you haven't touched a single bite"
"That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, rowed over today"
"Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday, oh, by the way"
"He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Maple Ridge"
"And she and Daveman was throwing somethin' off the Mackinaw Bridge"
A year has come 'n' gone since we heard the news 'bout Daveman
Me 'n brother moved upstairs, now the water's up to the doo' knob
There was malaria going 'round, Papa caught it and he died last Spring
And now Mama doesn't seem to wanna do much of anything
And me, I spend a lot of time dumpin' WUWT files on Maple Ridge
And drop them into the steamy water off the Mackinaw Bridge