Double entendre for a name...heh-heh...
Hardly a surprise that
you don't know what a double entendre is.
No, a double entendre would be a name like, say,
Dick Fitts: i.e. something that seems innocuous at a first, passing glance; but given a bit more introspection, means something (usually nefariously) comically deeper.
Dick Johnson, a double entendre???
Nah. More like
redundant.
And I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if you don't know what
that means, either.
Oh, btw,
Mr. Johnson:
W - E - L - C - O - M - E.
You should have a lot of fun here. But take my advice on this, guy: if you want your stay here to get off on the right track, pitch your tent over here on the side of the river where the creative, imaginative minds chat i.e. the
Humor,
Philosophy,
Clean Debate Zone,
Writing,
Music and
General Discussion subforums, to be more specific.
You'll find that, by and large, your fellow USMB posters in those subforums are not one-trick-pony political hacks whose milieus, whose very modus operandi for being here is
and only is to troll the truly creative, imaginative people and thereby discourage them from continuing to make this place fun.
I have no doubt that you'll have little trouble separating the sheep from the goats here pretty quickly, Mr. Johnson; but if the picture is a bit nebulous to you, then click on my handle you see here, and post a visitor message on my page. I in turn will send you a private message (
PM, for short) to give you a head's up as to who are in my humble opinion some of this board's chief troublemakers.
You should have a lot of fun here, if you remember to crawl before you learn to walk, bro. This is bar-none the best message board on the Net, with the most helpful, courteous moderators who are always more than willing to assist you with any questions you may have about a rule or rules you don't understand.
(But don't everEVERquestion the judgment/s of a mod aloud in a thread. If you have any questions: ALWAYS SEND THEM TO THE MODS THEMSELVES IN PMs.)
Welcome to the USMB, Mr. Johnson!!!
the shart
