I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

[Paulie]

 

[Luissa]

Just say she is hot and you wanna fuck her!

 

[Big Black Dog]

GBBRSUM. Great body but really screwed up mentally. That should pretty well cover it.

 

[Luissa]

I want her boyfriend!

 

[Big Black Dog]

I want her boyfriend!

Why would you want a guy like Pee Wee Herman?

 

[Luissa]

I want her boyfriend!

Why would you want a guy like Pee Wee Herman?

huh? She is dating Justin Timberlake last I checked or maybe she has moved on????????

 

[Ringel05]

Here's one for all you Star Wars freaks.

 

[Ringel05]

This one I think I'll call Big Nosed Kate.

 

[Paulie]

Just say she is hot and you wanna fuck her!

But that would be disrespectful

 

[xsited1]

The poor girl can't even afford adequate clothing! Imagine how cold she is this time of year. Surely there must be some kind soul out there who can help warm her up.

 

[tigerbob]

Just say she is hot and you wanna fuck her!

But that would be disrespectful

What's disrespectful about wanting to fuck someone?

 

[noose4]

e BOING!!!!!!!!

 

[xotoxi]

I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

Why don't you just give her a pearl necklace?

 

[tigerbob]

I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

Why don't you just give her a pearl necklace?

Do you find that helps?

 

[Paulie]

I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

Why don't you just give her a pearl necklace?

If she would accept one from me I'd gladly give it to her. They're beautiful on girls

 

[Paulie]

Just say she is hot and you wanna fuck her!

But that would be disrespectful

What's disrespectful about wanting to fuck someone?

"you're hot and I wanna fuck you" most likely isn't going to land you in the sack with most girls.

Probably because they would find such an approach disrespectful. Not to mention lame.

 

[Ringel05]

But that would be disrespectful

What's disrespectful about wanting to fuck someone?

"you're hot and I wanna fuck you" most likely isn't going to land you in the sack with most girls.

Probably because they would find such an approach disrespectful. Not to mention lame.

How about:
You're ugly but I'll fuck you anyway.
Kind of a unique approach, if you're sober.

 

[xotoxi]

I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

Why don't you just give her a pearl necklace?

If she would accept one from me I'd gladly give it to her. They're beautiful on girls

I like watching them swallow some of the pearls. As long as they don't choke!!!

 

[Paulie]

What's disrespectful about wanting to fuck someone?

"you're hot and I wanna fuck you" most likely isn't going to land you in the sack with most girls.

Probably because they would find such an approach disrespectful. Not to mention lame.

How about:
You're ugly but I'll fuck you anyway.
Kind of a unique approach, if you're sober.

Maybe a fat girl, because they know to take what they can get

 

[dink]

She's gorgeous.