the bambis taste good though and tender too
As I got up to leave I turn around and see 5 turkey almost within shooting distance. I start walking towards them but made a few too many noises and they walked away when I left and got to my car I looked down the road and there are those turkeys crossing the road about a hundred yards down dammit. I would have shot a turkey
Eons ago a bunch of us went camping, we were walking along a trail and a huge tom flew out of a tree to distract us from the flock heading up the side of the mountain. I had a .22 rifle with me and one of the guys wanted to get him a turkey....... I handed him the rifle and told him (sardonically) to have fun. About an hour and a half later he comes straggling back into camp tired and frustrated. He followed the flock up the mountain till he lost sight of them, started to turn back and he would hear them just above him and go after them again, this continued till he made it to the top of the mountain (West Virginia). He hung out enjoying the view then headed back down, partway back down he stopped to rest, propped the rifle against a tree and sat with it just out of reach on a log....... Sure enough the turkeys showed themselves and when he went for the rifle they were gone and the chase back up the hill was on....... I sat listening, trying hard not to laugh as I knew what would happen, a wild turkey chase.......