If you were OJ Simpson

[Victoria38]

Um, okay.

I'm pretty sure you weren't accused of murder or a serious crime anyone cared about prosecuting all that much.

I was charged with a class B felony of the violent type.
A good solid crime, though the lowest class of felony in the State of New Hampshire, punishable by up to 7 years in prison for your first offense.
My defense was self defense.

 

[JoeB131]

I was charged with a class B felony of the violent type.
A good solid crime, though the lowest class of felony in the State of New Hampshire, punishable by up to 7 years in prison for your first offense.
My defense was self defense.

So you got into a fist fight with someone, the cops busted you, and a prosecutor decided it wasn't worth their time.

 

[Victoria38]

So you got into a fist fight with someone, the cops busted you, and a prosecutor decided it wasn't worth their time.

it wasn't a fist fight either and the prosecutor first wanted to have me kept in jail without bond and then refused a plea deal and then argued his case at the preliminary hearing.
so it was worth his time, in his mind.

The bail commission said no bond, which meant that the judge had to set bond.

 

[MayorQuimby]

it wasn't a fist fight either and the prosecutor first wanted to have me kept in jail without bond and then refused a plea deal and then argued his case at the preliminary hearing.
so it was worth his time, in his mind.

The bail commission said no bond, which meant that the judge had to set bond.

This white boy is all-woman.

 

[leftwinger]

//* is this one of @imgirlfiends? What we all knew, but too PC to say it. Not an ounce of human integrity in this hoe. Superbadbrutha *//

 

[Captain Creeper]

OJ was better when he was Nordberg.

The Nordberg character was God's way of making OJ matter. But in the end, he still fucked it up.

 

[wamose]

The Nordberg character was God's way of making OJ matter. But in the end, he still fucked it up.

Back in the old days, the responsible older ones used to say that drugs are for people who can't handle reality. The hippies would reply that reality is for people who can't handle drugs. It turned out that OJ couldn't handle the drugs.