If You Could Be The Moderator, What Would Be Your First Questions For Bernie In October Debates?

[Rexx Taylor]

And who wouldn't love to be the one asking questions if it came down to Bernie and Ted? Bernie is that candidate that promises the world to immature babies, yet never explains where he is going to get the money, he also never explains to all of those screaming teeny boppers that congress/senate has the final say to all new laws!
So in that respect, the debate has started, it's your turn to ask Bernie a question,,,what will you ask? {and u can make a short list if u want}.

 

[NYcarbineer]

"Does your 10 point lead over Donald Trump give you confidence of the outcome of this election?"

 

[g5000]

If You Could Be The Moderator, What Would Be Your First Questions For Bernie In October Debates?

Q1: Please list the crimes the wealthy have committed which justifies your stealing from them.

Q2: Why do black people like Hillary Clinton more than you?

Q3: Your tax and spending plan increases the federal debt astronomically. Why are you doing this when we are already $17 trillion (and climbing) in debt?

 

[gipper]

Under what circumstances would you take the nation to war?

 

[g5000]

Under what circumstances would you take the nation to war?

Sanders Says He Would Be Prepared to Use Military Force | Military.com

The Vermont senator who is the leading challenger to front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton says the United States should have the strongest military in the world. The U.S. should be prepared to act when it or its allies are threatened or in response to genocide.

"Yes, there are times when you have to use force. No question about it," Sanders said. "But that should be a last resort."

During his nearly 25 years in Congress, Sanders' record on authorizing military force is mixed. He voted to send troops to Afghanistan after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. But he voted against going to war with Iraq in 1991 and again in 2003.

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"I think we could've gotten Saddam Hussein out of Kuwait in a way that did not require a war," Sanders said. "... Do we need to go to war in every instance or can we bring pressure of sanctions and international pressure to resolve these conflicts?"

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Senator Sanders. Are you aware that we just cant print out 20 Trillion dollars and just give it away like it's candy?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Senator Sanders, do you believe that Hillary is a lesbian?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Under what circumstances would you take the nation to war?

Mr Sanders, is it true that you are in a very deep sleep at 3:AM?

 

[Mac1958]

"Senator Sanders, please describe the thought process that has convinced you that keeping corporate income taxes as high as they are in an intensely and increasingly competitive global business environment will be a good thing for American employers and their employees. And for the love 'o gawd, please do not include the childlike term fair share in your response".

That would be my only question. I'd also probably thank him for not talking about the size of his dick.
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[Rexx Taylor]

Mr. Sanders, please explain how stealing from the middle class will create 20 million new jobs?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Want to borrow my comb?

 

[Mac1958]

Want to borrow my comb?

Hey, I like that about Bernie!

"FUCK 'em if they don't like my hair!"


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[Wyatt earp]

And who wouldn't love to be the one asking questions if it came down to Bernie and Ted? Bernie is that candidate that promises the world to immature babies, yet never explains where he is going to get the money, he also never explains to all of those screaming teeny boppers that congress/senate has the final say to all new laws!
So in that respect, the debate has started, it's your turn to ask Bernie a question,,,what will you ask? {and u can make a short list if u want}.

Did he ever meet Cleopatra?

 

[BuckToothMoron]

Under what circumstances would you take the nation to war?

Sanders Says He Would Be Prepared to Use Military Force | Military.com

The Vermont senator who is the leading challenger to front-runner Hillary Rodham Clinton says the United States should have the strongest military in the world. The U.S. should be prepared to act when it or its allies are threatened or in response to genocide.

"Yes, there are times when you have to use force. No question about it," Sanders said. "But that should be a last resort."

During his nearly 25 years in Congress, Sanders' record on authorizing military force is mixed. He voted to send troops to Afghanistan after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. But he voted against going to war with Iraq in 1991 and again in 2003.

<snip>

"I think we could've gotten Saddam Hussein out of Kuwait in a way that did not require a war," Sanders said. "... Do we need to go to war in every instance or can we bring pressure of sanctions and international pressure to resolve these conflicts?"

Did you enjoy your honeymoon in the Soviet Union, did you meet Putin, and will you please go back?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Mr Sanders. How will we be waking you up at 3am? Having a smelly and naked Michael Moore standing at your bedside?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

"Senator Sanders, please describe the thought process that has convinced you that keeping corporate income taxes as high as they are in an intensely and increasingly competitive global business environment will be a good thing for American employers and their employees. And for the love 'o gawd, please do not include the childlike term fair share in your response".

That would be my only question. I'd also probably thank him for not talking about the size of his dick.
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Senator Sanders, why do you keep a bag of golf clubs by your front lawn?

 

[Arianrhod]

If this is supposed to be humor, why isn't it in the Humor forum?

Not that it's humorous, but it's decidedly out of place.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Mr Sanders. Have you ever seen Huma Abbabeem naked?

 

[Manonthestreet]

Depends or Attends????

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Mr Sanders. How much is 6 x 7 ???