If we were marsupials...

[xotoxi]

...instead of insulting someone by saying that they still live in their parent's basement, would we say that they still live in their mother's pouch?

DISCUSS.

 

[Madeline]

If a "pregnant" marsupial wants to go out dancing for an evening, can she take out the babby?

That could be a handy thing.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I just wish we could breast feed until we turned 14.

 

[Cuyo]

I just wish we could breast feed until we turned 14.

What a freakishly weird thing to say!

 

[daveman]

If we were marsupials, the phrase "high-tailing" would not mean "leaving in a hurry"...it would be a celebratory gesture.

 

[xotoxi]

I just wish we could breast feed until we turned 14.

Was she a MILF?

 

[Big Black Dog]

My mother was a very attractive lady. It explains my very handsome appearance. The milk man was a handsome chap too.