IDF Uses Giant Mallet To Whack Terrorists Coming Out Of Flooded Tunnels

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GAZA — After the discovery of a sprawling network of underground terror tunnels used by Hamas, it was announced that the IDF was preparing to flood the tunnels and then use comically oversized wooden mallets to whack Hamas terrorists on their heads as they popped out of the openings of flooded tunnels.

"2,000,000 wooden mallets are ready, with a million more on the way," said Joseph Ben-David, spokesman for the IDF. "Our plan involves flooding the tunnels, at which point our soldiers will take turns bonking the terrorists as they poke their little heads out of the holes. To help keep soldiers on task, we are offering a special price to whoever gets the highest score."
 

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