IDF: Iran fired just two ballistic missiles in latest attack on Israel

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2025. (Ariela Karmel)
Just two ballistic missiles were launched at Israel in Iran’s latest attack, according to the IDF’s updated assessments.

One was intercepted while the second struck an open area, “according to policy,” as it was not going to hit any critical infrastructure or urban areas.

Sirens had sounded across central Israel.


And so it ends?

Not with a bang but a whimper.
 
2025. (Ariela Karmel)
Just two ballistic missiles were launched at Israel in Iran’s latest attack, according to the IDF’s updated assessments.

One was intercepted while the second struck an open area, “according to policy,” as it was not going to hit any critical infrastructure or urban areas.

Sirens had sounded across central Israel.


And so it ends?

Not with a bang but a whimper.

What makes you think it's over? As per usual with these bastards, they just need some time to rearm and reload.
 
What makes you think it's over? As per usual with these bastards, they just need some time to rearm and reload.
The war won't be over until Iran can no longer project military power outside its borders, but perhaps Iran's pointless missile barrages are over.
 

Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol' Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles​

World·Jun 17, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most recent failed wave of retaliatory strikes, sources said the leadership of Iran had started to regret putting "ol' Blind Mohammed" in charge of aiming all the missiles.

Though the elderly blind sheikh had been the surprise choice to direct Iran's missile counterstrike operations following Israel's attack late last week, leaders were reportedly now second-guessing the decision due to his lack of sight and apparent inability to hit any targets of significant consequence.

"In hindsight, having someone with eyesight direct the strikes would have been better," said spokespersian Ahmad Jafari. "This may seem like it would have been common sense at the start, but we all have a soft spot for Ol' Blind Mohammed, and we wanted to let him have a role in our retaliatory strikes against our enemies. We thought he might be decent, but once he started firing off missiles willy-nilly in all directions, we immediately suspected that we had made a big mistake."

When reached for comment, Ol' Blind Mohammed stood by his performance. "All things considered, I feel I have done quite well," he said while facing the opposite direction from the journalist questioning him. "I don't need to know exactly where the missiles are going as long as I fire them with the intent of hitting Israel. Others may be able to see, but they cannot match my ferocity."

At publishing time, the Iranian military was also reportedly reconsidering the decision to give the lead pilot position for upcoming air force bombing strikes to Farhad "No Arms" Hosseini.

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Iran is running out of the capability to launch missiles.

Iran must be run by democrats as both have nothing but their own limp dicks in their hands.

And to think, Iran could have stopped all of this, they had 60 generous days and blew it off still thinking they had a friend in the White House.
 
Iran must be run by democrats as both have nothing but their own limp dicks in their hands.

And to think, Iran could have stopped all of this, they had 60 generous days and blew it off still thinking they had a friend in the White House.
They had no idea that we had a friend in the top leadership of the Quds command force.

What is left is the headless chicken and some roving missile truck launchers.

But we're mopping them up as well. They're down to shooting 1 or 2 missiles at a time now. :thup:

Anyone can see that this is a serious deescalation from the hundreds they were sending before we hammered the **** out of them.
 
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