ICE is hiring agents !!!! Do you qualify ??

[Quasar44]

Hello
Just wondering, I have this friend of mine with low back problems , about age 50, with mental health issues ( on meds now ).. would he qualify for a position???

He recently opened up to me about a career change??
I told him I would post in a few forums for feedback

Please let me know and I will text him ??

He is also very avg intelligence with no firearm training

Thx ..he lives in LV and is very Christian!

 

[Crepitus]

Hello
Just wondering, I have this friend of mine with low back problems , about age 50, with mental health issues ( on meds now ).. would he qualify for a position???

He recently opened up to me about a career change??
I told him I would post in a few forums for feedback

Please let me know and I will text him ??

He is also very avg intelligence with no firearm training

Thx ..he lives in LV and is very Christian!

Nope. I look terrible in brown shirts.

 

[BULLDOG]

Hello
Just wondering, I have this friend of mine with low back problems , about age 50, with mental health issues ( on meds now ).. would he qualify for a position???

He recently opened up to me about a career change??
I told him I would post in a few forums for feedback

Please let me know and I will text him ??

He is also very avg intelligence with no firearm training

Thx ..he lives in LV and is very Christian!

Mr. Mackey got hired right off. He was given an assault rifle and went on his first raid the very first day.

 

[1srelluc]

The PFT is a fitness test (ICE) consisting of 4 timed events. Selectees must complete the following events based on strict protocols:

Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less
Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less
Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less
Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less
Selectees must meet or exceed each event's minimum standards.

These events assess muscular strength and endurance, anaerobic and aerobic power and cardiovascular endurance. Events must be performed correctly and in sequence with no more than five minutes between exercises.

Failing to attain the designated minimum standard for any of the PFT events constitutes failing the entire PFT.

If a selectee fails their first attempt at the PFT, they must retest within 45 days to continue the hiring process.

If the selectee does not pass their second attempt at the PFT, they will be removed from the hiring process.

I guess I'll keep my job at doing nothing.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Personally, I think the sheriff's deputies in my state can do just as important a job here in South Dakota.

https://www.keloland.com/keloland-com-original/operation-prairie-thunder-to-help-ice-deportations/

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[luiza]

Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less
Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less

???
Even Tommy Hop-a-long Tithead could do that .

It suggests any illegal is guaranteed to outrun the ones who only just achieve standards .

Or is it "special" to make American Fatties feel wanted ?

 

[Divine Wind]

Hello
Just wondering, I have this friend of mine with low back problems , about age 50, with mental health issues ( on meds now ).. would he qualify for a position???

He recently opened up to me about a career change??
I told him I would post in a few forums for feedback

Please let me know and I will text him ??

He is also very avg intelligence with no firearm training

Thx ..he lives in LV and is very Christian!

Anyone breathing and who swears fealty to Big Daddy qualifies. White Power!

 

[Divine Wind]

Captain Puppy Killer.

 

[citygator]

The PFT is a fitness test (ICE) consisting of 4 timed events. Selectees must complete the following events based on strict protocols:

Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less
Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less
Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less
Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less
Selectees must meet or exceed each event's minimum standards.

These events assess muscular strength and endurance, anaerobic and aerobic power and cardiovascular endurance. Events must be performed correctly and in sequence with no more than five minutes between exercises.

Failing to attain the designated minimum standard for any of the PFT events constitutes failing the entire PFT.

If a selectee fails their first attempt at the PFT, they must retest within 45 days to continue the hiring process.

If the selectee does not pass their second attempt at the PFT, they will be removed from the hiring process.

I guess I'll keep my job at doing nothing.

My wife can do all that … not sure on the push ups though. She is a stay at home mom so its about time she start bringing in some bacon and scaring immigrant children at public parks. I will start training her on the pushups.

 

[1srelluc]

My wife can do all that … not sure on the push ups though. She is a stay at home mom so its about time she start bringing in some bacon and scaring immigrant children at public parks. I will start training her on the pushups.

So, she's the strength and resolve of the family?

Just wait till she gets around all those bulked-up ICE agents.

 

[citygator]

So, she's the strength and resolve of the family?

Just wait till she gets around all those bulked-up ICE agents.

Dang you guys are so homoerotic in your posts. You like men huh? NTTIAWWT. Explains all the photo shopped Trump heads on dudes bodies y’all lust over.

 

[1srelluc]

Dang you guys are so homoerotic in your posts. You like men huh? NTTIAWWT. Explains all the photo shopped Trump heads on dudes bodies y’all lust over.

Did I hit too close to home?

 

[citygator]

Did I hit too close to home?

More like I hit close to home. Sorry. Didnt mean to out you.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Captain Puppy Killer.

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From the cult that can't make a point without editing a photo.

Kind of pathetic.




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