I wish I was a Jew

[Moonglow]

Old joke I heard when I was much younger.

"Priest and Rabbi​

A priest and a rabbi were having lunch and the priest asked, "Have you ever strayed from not eating pork?" The rabbi said, "Well, once, but there was absolutely nothing else to eat, so I had a ham sandwich."

Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever stray from your vow of celibacy?" The priest said, "Yes, just once."

And the rabbi said, "Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?""

OK; it's naughty!!

Greg

Not if it has real Hellman's mayonnaise and a slice of cheese.

 

[gtopa1]

He'd have to get a nose transplant.

Ya think??

Compared to...

Meh: superficial nonsense!!

Greg

 

[Flash]

Ya think??

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Compared to...

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Meh: superficial nonsense!!

Greg

Pictures of Big Mike makes me want to throw up.

 

[whitehall]

For some reason ordinary Americans seem to view Jews as a different species. It's not like they look any different from anyone else you see on the street. You can be a Jew, all you have to do is convert.

 

[Quasar44]

When I was a kid I hung around with a couple dudes in the neighborhood. One was a Jewish kid who was adopted by Jewish parents. The dad was cool. He was into guns and would shoot any motherfucker who threatened his family. He liked me because I was a good shot with a BB gun. This, probably more than anything, socialized me to Jews and their community. Later on in life, I had a Jew friend. Later on, his wife died and he moved back north. I would take him fishing with me. He was a good guy too, a former Chicago cop. It was during my friendship with him that I learned that Jew food sucks ass. He discovered his love for fried chicken.

I am going to confess that I am not a religious person, at all. But I think, if I suddenly had an epiphany and became religious, how would I worship. I have much respect for the Roman Catholic church (except for the pedo stuff) and Judaism because they are disciplined religions. They have standards and rigorous disciplines. Any old jack-off can be a preacher in a protestant sect. The Episcopal Church is just a gay, leftist version of the RCC. Islam will not even be considered because I am not a fucking ignorant psycho.

However, I do not think that I, a male not born a Jew, am eligible to convert to Judaism. That leaves me out of the religion. Roman Catholicism, when I have been to their services, always creeps me out with all the Latin signing and effeminate men wearing gowns. If I was going to partake in any organized religion, it would have to be Judaism. But since I cannot be a Jew, I have to be a non-religious person.

Jews have been disproportionately persecuted since the dawn of time. It is easy to see why. They are more intelligent than most and place a high value on education. They are family oriented, and the value of education is reinforced in the familial structure. Further, the are prosperous as a people. This pisses a lot of people off and is the root of much anti-Semitism. Hell, look at Gaza, the West Bank, and the Golan Heights. If those swarthy Arabs who disingenuously call themselves "Palestinians" had money and pussy, then they would have no reason to be so pissed off all the time. They would pick up and move from that God forsaken land and come to America or some other civilized country that would have them.

That's all this really boils down to with the freaking "Palestinians": money and pussy. It is the key to men. But, there is more. They need to follow the example of the Jews and create a value system that promotes education. For even with a bunch of pussy and money, without and education all you can ever be is a dumb camel jockey. You end of with a class of Arab asshole like we see in Saudi Arabia where they still subjugate women to men. That is not how a civilized culture works. That is fucking Fred Flintstone shit. Hell, its even worse. Even Wilma Flintstone had a limit she would take of Fred's shit.

Jews, more than any other group of humans, are successful because they promote values that make people successful. This is why they are to be admired.

Do you even look Jewish ??

 

[Quasar44]

For some reason ordinary Americans seem to view Jews as a different species. It's not like they look any different from anyone else you see on the street. You can be a Jew, all you have to do is convert.

NY / NJ Jews look Italian!!
pure white Jews have a certain look

1) horse face - long angular face

2) wavy or curly hair

3) different nose

 

[Quasar44]

I live in the deep South (GA). There are a couple of Temples here near me.

The only authentic Jews in the South are in SE Florida lol
About 500,000

 

[Quasar44]

Circumcision amongst non Jews is common in America. For hygiene reasons.

It destroys all the sensation

 

[Quasar44]

I have never met a Mormon who was not a fine upstanding person.

Same here !!
Mormons seem hard working and family

 

[MarathonMike]

When I was a kid I hung around with a couple dudes in the neighborhood. One was a Jewish kid who was adopted by Jewish parents. The dad was cool. He was into guns and would shoot any motherfucker who threatened his family. He liked me because I was a good shot with a BB gun. This, probably more than anything, socialized me to Jews and their community. Later on in life, I had a Jew friend. Later on, his wife died and he moved back north. I would take him fishing with me. He was a good guy too, a former Chicago cop. It was during my friendship with him that I learned that Jew food sucks ass. He discovered his love for fried chicken.

I am going to confess that I am not a religious person, at all. But I think, if I suddenly had an epiphany and became religious, how would I worship. I have much respect for the Roman Catholic church (except for the pedo stuff) and Judaism because they are disciplined religions. They have standards and rigorous disciplines. Any old jack-off can be a preacher in a protestant sect. The Episcopal Church is just a gay, leftist version of the RCC. Islam will not even be considered because I am not a fucking ignorant psycho.

However, I do not think that I, a male not born a Jew, am eligible to convert to Judaism. That leaves me out of the religion. Roman Catholicism, when I have been to their services, always creeps me out with all the Latin signing and effeminate men wearing gowns. If I was going to partake in any organized religion, it would have to be Judaism. But since I cannot be a Jew, I have to be a non-religious person.

Jews have been disproportionately persecuted since the dawn of time. It is easy to see why. They are more intelligent than most and place a high value on education. They are family oriented, and the value of education is reinforced in the familial structure. Further, the are prosperous as a people. This pisses a lot of people off and is the root of much anti-Semitism. Hell, look at Gaza, the West Bank, and the Golan Heights. If those swarthy Arabs who disingenuously call themselves "Palestinians" had money and pussy, then they would have no reason to be so pissed off all the time. They would pick up and move from that God forsaken land and come to America or some other civilized country that would have them.

That's all this really boils down to with the freaking "Palestinians": money and pussy. It is the key to men. But, there is more. They need to follow the example of the Jews and create a value system that promotes education. For even with a bunch of pussy and money, without and education all you can ever be is a dumb camel jockey. You end of with a class of Arab asshole like we see in Saudi Arabia where they still subjugate women to men. That is not how a civilized culture works. That is fucking Fred Flintstone shit. Hell, its even worse. Even Wilma Flintstone had a limit she would take of Fred's shit.

Jews, more than any other group of humans, are successful because they promote values that make people successful. This is why they are to be admired.

Pretty sure you can be Jewish if you follow their process of indoctrination. I could be wrong since I'm prolly about as religious as you are.

 

[expat500]

It destroys all the sensation

Useful information.

 

[FDR_Reagan]

Really? How so?

He often writes lines like that without explanation.

 

[surada]

Come on now, you don't fool me. You're an undercover agent from Mossad who was sent here to keep an eye on the Jew-haters and anti-Semitic liberals, right?

I bet you don't have a foreskin either.

Grandmothers don't have foreskins.

If someone wants to be a Jew they should convert to Judaism.

 

[surada]

Useful information.

It's BS.

 

[rosends]

NY / NJ Jews look Italian!!
pure white Jews have a certain look

1) horse face - long angular face

2) wavy or curly hair

3) different nose

wow. You really haven't spent much time around NY/NJ Jews.

 

[Quasar44]

wow. You really haven't spent much time around NY/NJ Jews.

I know what we look like !!!
Geez

 

[rosends]

I know what we look like !!!
Geez

you might know what YOU look like, but that "we" is silly. I spend my days around over a thousand Jews and then i go home and spend my time around hundreds and thousands of others. Your statement is easily provably false.

 

[Quasar44]

you might know what YOU look like, but that "we" is silly. I spend my days around over a thousand Jews and then i go home and spend my time around hundreds and thousands of others. Your statement is easily provably false.

Why can I tell them apart !
They have a certain look

 

[Quasar44]

you might know what YOU look like, but that "we" is silly. I spend my days around over a thousand Jews and then i go home and spend my time around hundreds and thousands of others. Your statement is easily provably false.

Do you work in a law firm??

 

[rosends]

Do you work in a law firm??

no. Why?