I will slap the shit out of any female who comes to the beach looking like this

[fbj]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

 

[fbj]

Wow, you're a real tough guy, aren't you?

Fbj has always been a bit of an idiot when it comes to women. There are several threads he's started on here where he bitches about women he's dated, some that have contacted him via dating services (but he thought were too ugly, so he bitched about it here on USMB).

I'd like to see him try though. If he messes with the wrong woman, she will beat his ass like a drum if her boyfriend doesn't do it first.

you approve of wearing a mask at the beach?

Why could you possibly care?

People are accepting this lifestyle and its pissing me off

Why? What is it to you?

Because none of us should be accepting this silly shit as the norm. We just supposed to put up with it until things get better

That is still none of your f-ing business!

is it ok if i walk up to her and ask if she is retarded?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Wow, you're a real tough guy, aren't you?

Fbj has always been a bit of an idiot when it comes to women. There are several threads he's started on here where he bitches about women he's dated, some that have contacted him via dating services (but he thought were too ugly, so he bitched about it here on USMB).

I'd like to see him try though. If he messes with the wrong woman, she will beat his ass like a drum if her boyfriend doesn't do it first.

you approve of wearing a mask at the beach?

Why could you possibly care?

People are accepting this lifestyle and its pissing me off

Why? What is it to you?

Because none of us should be accepting this silly shit as the norm. We just supposed to put up with it until things get better

That is still none of your f-ing business!

is it ok if i walk up to her and ask if she is retarded?

Sure, if you want your ass beaten, go right ahead.

 

[Dick Foster]

Maybe she's just advertising the fact that she doesn't give blow jobs but anything else is OK.

 

[ABikerSailor]

If you was a G you would know how to use the mask to your advantage. I did a test the other day and had a conversation with about 6 different young ladies about their masks. Instead of complaining you should be moppin up.

Spoken like a true G, Asclepias. Damn, coming up with a conversation point that is sure to get a woman to talk with you. You have made lemonade out of lemons my man. Good on ya.

I think you may have come up with the very first COVID 19 pick up line.

 

[ABikerSailor]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

As a former titless WAVE, it is OK to say that you go to the beach looking to hit on dudes. We expect that from you.

 

[fbj]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

As a former titless WAVE, it is OK to say that you go to the beach looking to hit on dudes. We expect that from you.

I dont even go to the park with a mask so why would I go to the beach with one??????????????

 

[WinterBorn]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

As a former titless WAVE, it is OK to say that you go to the beach looking to hit on dudes. We expect that from you.

I dont even go to the park with a mask so why would I go to the beach with one??????????????

For our benefit?

 

[fbj]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

As a former titless WAVE, it is OK to say that you go to the beach looking to hit on dudes. We expect that from you.

I dont even go to the park with a mask so why would I go to the beach with one??????????????

For our benefit?

I want to see how many retarded mutherfuckers wear a mask outside in June when its 97

 

[WinterBorn]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

As a former titless WAVE, it is OK to say that you go to the beach looking to hit on dudes. We expect that from you.

I dont even go to the park with a mask so why would I go to the beach with one??????????????

For our benefit?

I want to see how many retarded mutherfuckers wear a mask outside in June when its 97

Probably a lot more than there are men complaining about a woman wearing a mask when she has a smokin hot body and is wearing a bikini.

What you don't seem to get is that women are not just for you to stare and ****. They actually have their own lives and make their own choices.

 

[WinterBorn]

And I'd be willing to bet you couldn't work up the nerve to TALK to that woman, much less slap her.

 

[fbj]

And I'd be willing to bet you couldn't work up the nerve to TALK to that woman, much less slap her.

No one is attractive right now in public because we all have on masks. And since that is the case I dont have to

buy new summer clothes
iron my clothes
get a haircut
go to the cleaners
new shoes

 

[freyasman]

This is a high level of retardation

What if she's a butterface?

What that mean

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knew a guy who had girlfriend who was not good looking at all.....but when we all saw her at a beach party in a pretty skimpy bikini.....every guy there was gawking....now we saw why he dated her.....she had a great body.....

Well, you can't motorboat her personality.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, you can't motorboat her personality.

You know, while it's true you can't motorboat a woman's personality, it IS her personality that determines whether or not she will let you motorboat her.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

This is a high level of retardation

I want to thank you for being honest enough to admit that you are a vile rotten stinking violent piece of conservative shit who would beat a woman simply for wearing a mask!


you are truly human scum

it was actually a joke because no one is going to wear a mask at the beach. it defeats the purpose of being there

It may defeat YOUR purpose for being there, but she might have different reasons for going to the beach than you do. I know that I had several reasons for going to the beach. Sometimes it was to swim, sometimes to scuba and snorkel, sometimes to catch some rays, and sometimes just to go sit in the sand, drink a couple of beers and look at all the pretty women.

Shit.......................some people go to the beach with metal detectors not because they want to catch rays, but rather because they want to find stuff.

There are lots of reasons to go to the beach dude. Not everyone is as narrow minded as you are.

As a former titless WAVE, it is OK to say that you go to the beach looking to hit on dudes. We expect that from you.

I dont even go to the park with a mask so why would I go to the beach with one??????????????

Was I talking to you? You are simply a ****** who is still in the closet.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Well, you can't motorboat her personality.

You know, while it's true you can't motorboat a woman's personality, it IS her personality that determines whether or not she will let you motorboat her.

You obviously heard that from your bisexual boyfriend!

 

[freyasman]

Well, you can't motorboat her personality.

You know, while it's true you can't motorboat a woman's personality, it IS her personality that determines whether or not she will let you motorboat her.

In all seriousness, the older I get, the more important a sweet disposition and an ability to cook well become to me.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, you can't motorboat her personality.

You know, while it's true you can't motorboat a woman's personality, it IS her personality that determines whether or not she will let you motorboat her.

In all seriousness, the older I get, the more important a sweet disposition and an ability to cook well become to me.

Interestingly enough, my ex wife was what made me learn that early in life. Woman couldn't cook, could be mean as hell on occasion. The only thing she had going for her was nice curves, a big rack and red hair.

After I got divorced? Looks mattered quite a bit less, and whether or not she could make me laugh and feel wanted was much more important.

And yeah, she had better be able to cook at least as well as me.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Well, you can't motorboat her personality.

You know, while it's true you can't motorboat a woman's personality, it IS her personality that determines whether or not she will let you motorboat her.

In all seriousness, the older I get, the more important a sweet disposition and an ability to cook well become to me.

Interestingly enough, my ex wife was what made me learn that early in life. Woman couldn't cook, could be mean as hell on occasion. The only thing she had going for her was nice curves, a big rack and red hair.

After I got divorced? Looks mattered quite a bit less, and whether or not she could make me laugh and feel wanted was much more important.

And yeah, she had better be able to cook at least as well as me.

Your ex-wife also had a dick bigger than yours!