I was abducted by aliens.

[JW Frogen]

But I anally probed them!!!!!!

 

[Madeline]

A lost weekend in college with two American chicks dun an alien abduction story make, JW.

 

[Ringel05]

Sounds like he was lost in the bush..........

 

[JW Frogen]

Yes, they altered my memories with their bourbon and boob ray.

*Great movie by the way.

Hi beautiful.

 

[Madeline]

Yes, they altered my memories with their bourbon and boob ray.

*Great movie by the way.

Hi beautiful.

Hello, gorgeous. So sorry to hear about the earthquake......I think we're sending help.

 

[JW Frogen]

Sounds like he was lost in the bush..........

If there is bush involved in an anal probe then maybe I was not with aliens at all, they must have been Greeks!

 

[JW Frogen]

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Hello, gorgeous. So sorry to hear about the earthquake......I think we're sending help.

We warned our friends in New Zealand if you keep doing that Maori haka shit you are going to cause some geological disturbances.

It is never a going idea to jump up and down and flick your tongue wildly about on a fault line.

*Just trying to get a front row seat in Hell.

 

[JW Frogen]

OK, I will give you one tender moment.

One, and one only.

In the military, and the other military people here will understand, I have seen so much mass tragedy that the way I deal with it is gallows humor.

I would rather laugh than cry, but it does not mean I do not care.

 

[JW Frogen]

I have another joke about the Earthquake, but I will let it go until the death toll is counted.

We all know, in the end, it counts us all.

 

[Madeline]

Today's photos are shocking, JW. Those poor people...and the rescuers. The city is burning, flooding, crumbling all at once -- it's unimaginable.

 

[JW Frogen]

See, this is what I was trying to avoid, mushy, sentimental, crying stuff.

Mother Nature is not some benevolent force that loves us and wants to stay in balance.

She is a menopausal serial killing *****.

Just look at the evolutionary extinction record.

It is this way and no other.

 

[JW Frogen]

She is stalking us all, every last one of us.

Drink hardy, have a great **** every now and then, and try, just try, to love each other before the lights go out.