I want an ice cream sammich

[xotoxi]

Get me one.

 

[Paulie]

What would you like to drink with it?

 

[xotoxi]

What would you like to drink with it?

Evian.

 

[uscitizen]

I only have one and I am eatin it.

Yep when it comes to ice cream I am a selfish bastich.

 

[xotoxi]

I only have one and I am eatin it.

Yep when it comes to ice cream I am a selfish bastich.

Don't you mean a selfage bastage?

 

[Madeline]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwpBNEg7wgE]YouTube - Klondike Bar "Hair Removal" | What would you do? (2009)[/ame]

 

[Luissa]

No, get it yourself. And while you are at it, clean the toilet.

 

[Paulie]

What would you like to drink with it?

Evian.

If I put USMB bathroom sink water in an Evian bottle, you wouldn't know the difference and would in fact thank me for accommodating your needs.

 

[uscitizen]

I only have one and I am eatin it.

Yep when it comes to ice cream I am a selfish bastich.

Don't you mean a selfage bastage?

yeah that too.

 

[xotoxi]

YouTube - Klondike Bar "Hair Removal" | What would you do? (2009)

A Klondike bar is not an ice cream sammich.

I don't want a Klondike bar.

I would do nothing for a Klondike bar.

(However, if you said that I would have to eat a Klondike bar in order to sleep with Jessica Alba, I guess I'd eat it.)

 

[boedicca]

I want an It's It!

 

[xotoxi]

What would you like to drink with it?

Evian.

If I put USMB bathroom sink water in an Evian bottle, you wouldn't know the difference and would in fact thank me for accommodating your needs.

Or I could just put my tap water from home into Evian waterbottles and you wouldn't know the difference (because I actually fill my home water tank with Evian)

 

[xotoxi]

No, get it yourself. And while you are at it, clean the toilet.

I'm not cleaning the toilet!

Piss is sterile and it will eventually evaporate...so just wait a while if you don't want a wet ass.

 

[Madeline]

Urine is sterile right outta the body. Not twelve days later.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkADdWBXk8]YouTube - How To Clean a Toilet[/ame]

 

[Paulie]

Evian.

If I put USMB bathroom sink water in an Evian bottle, you wouldn't know the difference and would in fact thank me for accommodating your needs.

Or I could just put my tap water from home into Evian waterbottles and you wouldn't know the difference (because I actually fill my home water tank with Evian)

You only have a home water tank for your drinking needs? Do you shop for your clothing and shoes at K-mart?

I had my well bypassed and had lines run into my plumbing directly from Gatorade.

 

[xotoxi]

If I put USMB bathroom sink water in an Evian bottle, you wouldn't know the difference and would in fact thank me for accommodating your needs.

Or I could just put my tap water from home into Evian waterbottles and you wouldn't know the difference (because I actually fill my home water tank with Evian)

You only have a home water tank for your drinking needs?

Drinking, cooking, showering, laundry, watering the lawn, watering the flowers.

In fact, my perennials have only be exposed to Evian, for I have my undocumenteds cover them just prior to rain.

 

[xotoxi]

Urine is sterile right outta the body. Not twelve days later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkADdWBXk8

Yeah...twelve days later you can eat it with a fork.

 

[Valerie]

Get me one.

Open wide, big guy.

http://www.tedquarters.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/gaint-ice-cream-sandwich-cake-01b.jpg

Well, apparently today is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, which may or may not be a real holiday celebrated by upright primates, but at least one website (and Google News) seems to think it’s an actual thing, and if nothing else it’s an excuse to cram an extra sangwich into your piehole today.
http://www.tedquarters.net/2010/08/02/celebrate-its-national-ice-cream-sandwich-day/

 

[xotoxi]

Get me one.

Open wide, big guy.

HOLY SHIZZLESNATCH!!!

That guy's got a wicked big hand!!!

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Get me one.

The best kind

I'll BRB going to get one for real right now.