1) Gee, you never heard of a country called Japan? Pearl Harbor ring a bell?
Gee, you've never heard of Al Qaeda (or contractions, for that matter,) ? 9-11 ring a bell?
2) You calling me a moron is like Stalin calling Mother Teresa a whore
See, what your doing there sparky is mixing metaphors.
That would have made an impact if you had said;
"You calling me a moron is like Stalin calling Gandhi a butcher."
Or ;
"You calling me a moron is like Heidi Fleiss calling Mother Teresa a whore."
You're really not the sharpest marshmallow in the bag, ya know?
3) Yeah, John Kerry blew up all those people in a building. Great comparison. What do you do for an encore? Tape breadcrumbs to a window and watch birds batter themselves to death?
Two men disgraced their uniform. I don't see ANYONE defending McVeigh - but I guarantee you'll defend Kerry..
4) And nobody's stuck a baseball bat up your arse and given you a thrill of a lifetime...
Yeah, but I don't go around trolling like the fucknut prick you are.
Fly to the USA, find a nice military bar, spout your fucknuttery while a friend tapes it, post your death on YouTube.
You'll be famous!