Zone1 I Protest!

[Marshal Matt Dillon]

I would like to officially protest the following:

Dogs that are not well trained

Getting older - at 53, sometimes I feel 83

Tattoos and nose rings

Babies in restaurants and on planes

Root canals

The crap they put in processed foods

Dirty restrooms

Death itself!

Taxes that keep increasing

Modern television - let’s make THAT great again!

My eyes - I can’t see without glasses, anymore

Modern music

And lastly…

I protest that I cannot travel back in time and beat the crap out of the younger, teenage me. So many dumb things I did…..

 

[Dr.Destructo]

I protest..........

Getting OLD. I don't mind getting mature, I despise getting OLD, falling apart, and having to spend more money on Doctors and medications than anything FUN to do, or a vaca.

Stupid people who REFUSE to use any part of their brains. They need to be shot off into space or thrown overboard in the middle of the ocean.

Labels and signs on EVERYTHING, geared for these lazy, ignorant, stupid, moronic imbeciles. Leave the warning labels OFF, and stop putting warning signs on EVERYTHING! Let nature take its course.

Exterminate, with extreme prejudice, ANY politician, CEO, or "law enforcement" person who DOES NOT hold up the Constitution and SERVE the public!

HIGH RENT! There is NO REASON for high rent other than massively over-inflated GREED. The government doesn't need to manage the PEOPLE, the government needs to manage BUSINESSES, specifically to maintain LOW prices, NO taxes, and clean products!!

Shipping our private info over to other countries, which IS illegal by the way, but companies keep doing it. This is why there is such a HUGE problem with scammers now.

NOTHING being geared for seniors. There are NO senior government organizations for us!! We don't get CHEAP or FREE housing, WE don't get CHEAP or FREE medicines, WE don't get CHEAP or FREE food!!! WE get treated like useless garbage, even though WE have more skills and intellect in our little finger, than 1,000 of these "new breeds" do in their whole bodies!!! And yet, WE have to work for pennies, get talked down to, treated like imbeciles, and used and abused.

And lots of other stuff too!

 

[1srelluc]

Meh, by and large I'm pretty OK with my lot in life.....Two feet down and a heartbeat!

 

[Marshal Matt Dillon]

Meh, by and large I'm pretty OK with my lot in life.....Two feet down and a heartbeat!

I like that attitude of gratitude.

I use gratitude often, except when I forget - and blindly, arrogantly and stupidly start threads like this one. If I am vertical and not battling some dreaded disease - and I can see, hear, walk, talk and breathe? It’s a superb fantastic, awesome day. I have absolutely no business bitching about ANYTHING.

Thanks for setting me straight, my friend.